I think I'm allergic to beer, FML.

I had some BBQ beans with lunch and I feel like my intestines are going to fall out. I'm keeping my office door shut so as to be kind to those who walk by.

FML

Sometimes I like to fart into my chair and leave it trapped there. Later, a small shift back and a pounce on the cushion funnels the stench upward toward whomever decides to get too close.

The new chair is leather and does not allow for such strategic maneuvers.

FML.

Woot woot!

Holy old thread batman!

This bitch won't die.

True

Bump! :boobs:

Bored? I'll always support :boobs: as a reason to bump a thread though! :D