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NONE_too_SOFT 08-19-2008 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 64473)
Especially fun when they just jump on the back of your bike while at a stoplight... just turning and saying *get the fuck off my bike* can be a funny statement.

I now have ONLY monoposto.

lol i would LOVE that. I'd take her on some CRAZY ride out to the middle of nowhere and stop the bike.


"ya know whats worth a ride home?..."

Smittie61984 08-19-2008 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 64352)
that'd actually be really hot. like the begining of a good porno.

I have a porno that starts out that way. You see a person in black leathers and a tinted helmet on a black bike rolling through Cali. Then it cuts to some really dyke looking tattoed chick using a hacksaw on a peice of steel metal in a car shop.

The bike pulls into the shop and then the person takes the helmet off to reveal a long haired blonde hoe and she looks at the dyke. Then BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! with a strap on of course.

Oh to Mrs. Colleen why women would scream. Odds are it's a guy behind the helmet and they are just wanting to scream and get attention (When it does happen there are usually atleast 2 but normally 3-4 girls in a car) and to tease of course.

Now when they do it to me I whip my dick out and ejaculate on their windshield.

zerioustt 08-19-2008 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984 (Post 64896)
Now when they do it to me I whip my dick out and ejaculate on their windshield.


lmfao..sig worthy

me and the sj boys are silly when we are out together. we have been flashed more than i can remember. but then again we have gotten flashed in my honda fit so i guess its not the bikes. either way bikes are the best thing ever.

NONE_too_SOFT 08-19-2008 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by zerioustt (Post 64901)
lmfao..sig worthy

me and the sj boys are silly when we are out together. we have been flashed more than i can remember. but then again we have gotten flashed in my honda fit so i guess its not the bikes. either way bikes are the best thing ever.


guy has a point, somebody slide him a beer.


Girl i was talking to today straight up tells me "im scared of bikes" : "i had some bad incident ten years ago" : "i dont like motorcycles" ...

I simply relied "riding is my life" and continued to delete her from my contacts list. good riddance.

Sixxxxer 08-20-2008 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 64939)
guy has a point, somebody slide him a beer.


Girl i was talking to today straight up tells me "im scared of bikes" : "i had some bad incident ten years ago" : "i dont like motorcycles" ...

I simply relied "riding is my life" and continued to delete her from my contacts list. good riddance.

Good Fucking Call...Some Girls Just don't understand.

And Zerious Is correct...when we ride in Philly its pretty much Ridiculous.


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