Check this friendly little creature out
 

Was running around the mountains today around 530am and these little suckers started coming out of the wood works. They're called whip scorpion/vinegaroon, they look like scorpions except they don't have a stinger, just a little whip. I did the responsible thing and poked it with a stick than played with it for 20 minutes or so. It raised up like a scorpion but instead of striking out it just vibrates its tail in the air.
In my professional opinion, this creature is a fail at evolution.

http://museum.utep.edu/chih/theland/...inegaroon1.jpg

yes, it FAILED at evolution, but its certainly a prime target for shooting at.

weird

I would of done what any moronic pyro would of done, set it on fire

Now thats an idea I could back.

That thing just begs to be set on fire :lol:

Tom

Oooooo, feed it something... virgin, you need to find a virgin... NOW!!!

Been waiting for someone to make a thread about creepy shit since Neebs spider story...I gots so many....

I can start reciting work stories again :lol:

Tom

bet that thing would scream like crazy with a little flame

Kill it! Kill it with fire! Lucifer commands you to kill it with fire!

I looooove your stories!:tremble:

That thing is so cool!!! How big was it?

looks more like a fail of concept to me ;) :lol:

so creepy

leon would have lit that bitch on fire :lol:

Cut off it's tail... THEN set it on fire...

Gross.

oh that's a tail? I thought that was the fuse for lighting it on fire. LOL

So this thing is the insect equivalent of a ricer that puts NOS stickers on his Civic to make it look fast?

:lol: Good one

shit, it was on a piece of cardboard and you failed to set it on fire?? :wtf:

Where are you that you found this? Country/state?

You need a lead-filled house slipper.

And possibly, some sort of helmet.

JC

We have those here in Az as well. They can get up to almost 3 inches long (Not including the whip).
Doesn't sting, but has some sort of acidic type spray that smells like vinegar (hence the name vinega-roon).

Fuck with them long enough and they will pinch you with their claws, though. :didntdo:

OMG how could you all suggest such things, those animals have feelings and have just as much right to live as you do. Barbarians!!!


Now if some one suggested getting two of them to fight, well there's an idea I can really get behind!

Come one now. Vick just got out of the big house and you want to start and insect fighting ring? Dammmmnnn man.

James

I'll just play the race card and use my celebrity status to leverage my way into a sweet plea deal.:lol::lol:

You are forgetting the Kanye thread, the black race card is invalid now. The white race card is now accepted everywhere in North America. Maybe we can apply for that one.

James

:lol::lol::lol: It's a brave new world, my brotha!!! I can't wait until we half breeds take over completely! If only we could get Colin Powell back on board... oh shit this isn't a secure line...:panic:...

haha just kidding! We red bones and high yellows are only good for taking care of the house and the master's children. We sure don't have plans to take over the country or nothing....:whistle:

sure thats what you want us to believe

Don't worry buddy, I'll put in a good word with the brothers for you!:wink:

This is 2009 and El Paso, TX. Virgins don't exist past age 4 here.

Bout 2 1/2 inches, the one in the pic isn't the one I seen. I stole that from the net, next week I'm gonna try to get two of them together and see if they fight.
My wife had nightmares from seeing the pics, lol. :tremble:

That's the truth! I was stationed there twice! Between UTEP, NMS, EPCC, Ft Bliss dependents, White Sands dependents, Juarez, strip joints, Mexican bitches and the various high schools full of 17/18 year old sluts...Well, if you can't get laid in El Paso turn in your dick!!!:lol::lol::lol:

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