Chicago > Beaufort, NC
 

at least according to this fella, and some other nonsense

Holy fucking retarded... all of it. Unfuckingbelievable that they would even post that.

Troll trolling old school....

Troll level: Gutenberg!

Hans, not Steve!

So, you want a bunch of C-section babies running for President?

Commie.

Thats awesome. Excellent use of hyperbole.

Crank calls? Doesn't he mean prank? And why does he think "so-called" needs to be in quotes? Poor grammar.

Crank is old-school terminology. Hence the show "Crank-Yankers". Old farts like me used to make crank-calls when we were wee little-ones You young amateur fellas make prank-calls.

Or take the cold calls from carpet cleaners and such and turn it into "How soon can you get here? there's blood EVERYWHERE!!! Don't tell my mom!"

Ah, the era before caller ID. Sending a pizza delivery to someone at 2 AM was always fun. One time the dude not only rang their doorbell but also honked his horn and shined a flashlight at their windows.