its monday
 

Already been a long day for me. After house hunting yesterday (went kinda well at least) I got a 4 hr nap and then began my epic day. Walk into the ER and am greated with a notification of a2 yr old in full arrest ( that didnt end well, hes in the morgue now :( ) We have a slew of medical and PA students doing rotations so I need to entertain them now so I cant realy nap.

2nd patient has a burning in his penis and when he pees, this all started after his GF gave him oral but ate jerk chicken before doing so ( I cannot make shit like this up) so that was the trend for the rest of my night.

I usualy try to sneak out early on sundays so I can get ot the job site kinda on time, no go today, had a few patients I had to sign out, and the damn NP that relieved me is never on time. So I got out a little late and got clobbered by traffic.

So I make it here and find out the head of skanska USA is visiting our site today s ome taking a nap is prolly not a good idea esp since the project manager likes to show us off to visitors. Wouldn look good if they come in and find me sleeping and I tell them to fuck off for waking me up :lol:

Tom

Is it bad that I now feel good about my day?? I wasn't a few moments ago.

So, he got jerked?? :panic: :lol:

You know, no one at work came up with that one, one tech called him spicy chicken but that was about it :lol:

Tom

So what did you prescribe him, Ranch dressing and celery sticks? :lol:

JC

:panic:

nice. My day is much better having read this thread. :D

JC, you use dip for your jerk? Weird.....

:lol:

Hey, I'm in blues. I have no pity for you.

its upsetting for the 2 year old...:(

but homie who had the burning...i was expecting some kind of STD. but having a burning senstation because your girl had some jerk chicken is just too funny...:lol:

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