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NONE_too_SOFT 03-08-2008 07:25 PM

Eyeballs + Gouge + Noose = Winter
 
here we are. at the apex of the largest storm of the winter.

The eight of march, two thousand eight. White out conditions.
Pulse - Normal
Respiratin - Normal
Blood pressure - 259/215


Stress is not even a good word to understand how i feel right now. This weather will end me. When people decided they could tolerate snow and ice, they must have been high on poison woods berries. They must have been sniffing a raccoons ass to get as high as they had to have been to think that having to deal with multiple feet of snow, anually, every year, was a good idea.

Heres another theory. I have wronged somebody in the future. this person has gone back in time and settled my family far far more north and west than i should have been. Their only motive was to inevitably try to kill myself. For whatever reason i have wronged this person so bad that their hatred for me is black and sticky, oozing with hate and stinking of rotten flesh.

Their plan is succeeding.

OneSickPsycho 03-08-2008 07:27 PM

My buddy texted me with pictures... SICK!

My sis just sent me pictures of my neice in the snow... That was this morning... I don't miss this shit at all...

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k2...o/IMG_0001.jpg

ZukLady 03-08-2008 07:30 PM

Your own fault.......if you had just teleported here like i said, you wouldnt be enduring that weather....its just raining right now...tomorrows going to be sunny!

NONE_too_SOFT 03-08-2008 07:33 PM

zuke, imma get there one way or another, and we'll go from there.

vabarber2 03-08-2008 08:05 PM

Sorry to hear it bro! its 70s here!

NONE_too_SOFT 03-08-2008 08:06 PM

awesome! its not here.

JoJoYZF 03-08-2008 09:21 PM

I feel your pain man. Soon as I graduate Im gettin the hell out of ohio and moving somewhere warm.

vabarber2 03-08-2008 09:28 PM

Yeah, but dont feel bad because the down side to the 70 degree days here is

~ sand storms where the wind blows sand sky high and you have sand in every crack and crevest
~the threat on your life!

JoJoYZF 03-08-2008 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 11886)
Yeah, but dont feel bad because the down side to the 70 degree days here is

~ sand storms where the wind blows sand sky high and you have sand in every crack and crevest
~the threat on your life!

Yeah, theres always a catch

NONE_too_SOFT 03-08-2008 09:37 PM

i will take fire and brimstone over snow.


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