I hate automatic flush toilets!!!
 

You can't do a courtesy flush.

It flushes on its own when you're not done and splash water on your ass.

WTF, over?:td:

I thought you lost your cell phone in one. :lol:

There's always an override button on the valve. Sometimes it's well hidden but most of the time a black "dot" or a chrome butterfly wing on the very top. They're built to be stealth so people don't abuse them, but they're there

Wet ass is in the suck catagory.

so are you mad because you "can't" do a courtesy flush or because the toilet picks the time to do it and surprises you? LOL

Correct.

:lol: Yep...one of the first things I look for before I sit down...well after confirming there is toilet paper and the toilet area itself isn't a pigsty. :lol

I won't take a dump in a public toilet. FUCK THAT SHIT!:tremble:

Not even at work? You are violating one of the work rules.

Never shit at home, never sweat at work.

Rarely, I'll wait if I can, but If I can't, it's a stack of TP on the seat 5 layers thick.