excessa, we regret to inform you...
 

To: Excessa

Re: Application for Sainthood

Status: Denied

Dear Ms. Excessa,

We regret to inform you that your application for Patron Saint of Leghumping and Eternal Pity, has been denied.

While we appreciate your efforts, (and tidy penmanship), there are certain things our committee can not ignore. To wit; your recent attempt to blame Azoomm for the downfall of what to date, has been a lot of people fawning over you, like you were Bambi's little sister.

We require that our Saints seek not to blame others for their perceived misfortunes, and that they do not make disparaging remarks about people, while simultaneously claiming high ground. We find this most distasteful.

We also find the practice of "two-facedness" (in the form of trashing someone, and then claiming you're just sad and confused) to be.......What's the phrase you mortals like so much?

Oh yes, "Lame as fuck".

JC

cc: Pope Benny
Flying Spagetti Monster
L. Ron Hubbard

Insanely funny.

:bigrofl:

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

There aren't enough laughing smilies to express just how fucking hysterical that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing personal, I don't care about whom its written, its fucking brilliant.

Holy Christ, I have just converted back to Christianity!
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

:bigrofl::bigrofl:

i love it, awesome JC, just awesome

Well, Jesus Christ... you strike again.

:lol

Fucking hilarious! :dthumb:

i like your style

X eleventy billion.

Holy shit, AMJ, you've just outdone yourself. :kneel:

+ 1. Just brilliant.