I oopsied
 

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-...into-lifeboat/

heard lady on news talking how adults were pushing kids back while they got onto the life boats.........

I'm sorry, but I dont see whats wrong with his very understandable explanation? I use it all the time " oops, I tripped and fell with my dick in your hoo hoo"

The captain, who was responsible for the lives of everyone onboard:

1) directed the ship off course, into rocky waters

2) claimed that the rocks were not on his charts (they were)

3) left the ship, leaving hundreds of people who were his responsibility behind

4) refused to return to the ship, when commanded to by Coast Guard officials

5) whined like a little girl that it was 'dark' and that the ship had 'sunk completely'

a) Pull on your big boy pants and do your job

b) It hadn't sunk (obviously)

c) Someone who is afraid of the dark has no business running a cruise ship

I planned on pushing old people out of the way when i went on a cruise if it went down. They had there turn to live and are a drain on society, i am still young and can contribute.

:lol:

Fell into a lifeboat, huh?

But what about kids?

I would probably grab and few and save em too. They deserve to be first off with me. I was on Holland America last time though. It was a retirement home, there was only a few kids. I would of been kicking canes and pushing walkers out of the way.

Now he just needs to explain why he was around the lifeboats and not on the bridge. Fell out the window when it listed?