Bassplayers New Band
 

Hey guys,
for all who dont know... my Im in a new band, Jawbone Massacre, we'll be posting up some new recordings up soon....

keep an eye and ear out for us.

We're a Christian Metal band, (i kno i kno.. oxymoron) but really... anyways

be checkin out the page for more info and recordings...

http://www.myspace.com/jawbonemassacre

Badass, dude.

Ok, don't tell people you're a Christian metal band, it's been done to death, and people might confuse you with Stryper:

http://www.stryper.com/images/promo-reborn1.jpg

See, how scary is that?

I have a better idea. Making it big in the music biz, means you have to stand out, so create your own genre. Ready?

GOSPEL THRASH!

Couple that, with referring to each other by creepy sounding German names, and an overall mass-murder theme, and you can't lose.

Hell, I'm an atheist, but I'd go to see that band, just to see if they could keep up the weird.

JC

Good luck with the new gig bro.

So you gave up on yourself, that's no way to go through life. Your dad would not approve.

Yeah, but I'm dead, what do I care?

JC

Zombie headshot?

No, Tetnus.

JC

jebus would not approve of a massacre of anyone. unless of course they were non believers, and needed to be cleansed. but other than that, none shall be massacred! it just isn't christian.

Hey, the Philistines had it coming.

All we did was ask them to get circumcised, but no, they had to be dicks about it.

JC