Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > Search Forums
Reload this Page Search Results

Page 1 of 16 1 2311 Last »
Showing results 1 to 25 of 397
Search took 0.02 seconds. Search: Posts Made By: Corey
Forum: Florida Riders 01-23-2009, 02:26 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Make haste to Whataburger!

Make haste to Whataburger!
Forum: Florida Riders 01-23-2009, 02:06 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Down with useless nurses!

Down with useless nurses!
Forum: Florida Riders 01-23-2009, 02:00 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Same. Things get slow, then suddenly, charm...

Same. Things get slow, then suddenly, charm everywhere. Right now I'm at the blah stage.
Forum: Florida Riders 01-23-2009, 01:54 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ImTomGriffit...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ImTomGriffiths/Bateman.jpg
Forum: Florida Riders 01-23-2009, 01:52 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Sooooooo.... cock on her shoulder next dinner?

Sooooooo.... cock on her shoulder next dinner?
Forum: Florida Riders 01-23-2009, 01:49 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Nice, you cooked for her. Did the panties drop...

Nice, you cooked for her. Did the panties drop when the meal was done?
Forum: Florida Riders 01-22-2009, 10:51 PM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
That sucks. I've been lucky with them so far,...

That sucks. I've been lucky with them so far, but I've heard similar horror stories. Good luck with getting it fixed.

Right now I'm in an epic battle with myself over whether or not I want to...
Forum: Florida Riders 01-21-2009, 08:38 PM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
I'll be here. I'm building a cake.

I'll be here. I'm building a cake.
Forum: Florida Riders 01-21-2009, 04:43 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
That's not screaming. That's the whimper of...

That's not screaming. That's the whimper of crushing defeat and isolation.
Forum: Florida Riders 01-21-2009, 04:37 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Architecture too. Every now and then I get the...

Architecture too. Every now and then I get the screaming caps lock IM from Tracy when he's workin. :lol:
Forum: Florida Riders 01-21-2009, 04:31 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
That's a hospital thing. Most systems have all...

That's a hospital thing. Most systems have all the data input set for caps lock. I recognize the same error I make often when I've gotta write a quick email where I instinctively go to capitalize...
Forum: Florida Riders 01-21-2009, 04:28 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Can you send me to a taxidermist and have my body...

Can you send me to a taxidermist and have my body stuffed and set up to be staring creepily at the women on the treadmills at one of the super trendy fitness centers in South Beach or LA? ...
Forum: Florida Riders 01-21-2009, 03:53 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Indeed ...

Indeed

http://sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2007/sep/21/45320_formatted_dethklok_fansong.gif
Forum: Florida Riders 01-21-2009, 03:30 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
No idear, but I could see that making sense.

No idear, but I could see that making sense.
Forum: Florida Riders 01-21-2009, 03:13 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
I worked in a funeral home for a little under a...

I worked in a funeral home for a little under a year doing all the odd jobs, like digging graves, body transport and pick up, and all those fun jobs that you can do when you're not a licensed funeral...
Forum: Florida Riders 01-21-2009, 01:49 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Fuckin sweet! Is it a gaping hole or just a...

Fuckin sweet! Is it a gaping hole or just a grazed type laceration?
Forum: Florida Riders 01-20-2009, 11:28 PM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
I've got cake mix and frosting, but absolutely no...

I've got cake mix and frosting, but absolutely no motivation to bake a cake right now. And yes, the idea of taking a spoon to the frosting may have crossed my mind.
Forum: Florida Riders 01-20-2009, 11:13 PM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
I have no snacks. WHY DO I NOT HAVE SNACKS!

I have no snacks. WHY DO I NOT HAVE SNACKS!
Forum: Florida Riders 01-20-2009, 09:49 PM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Or shit for brains useless lazy nurses. I think...

Or shit for brains useless lazy nurses. I think 1 500lb bleeder would be preferable to useless nurses complicating his job.
Forum: Florida Riders 01-20-2009, 04:50 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
We had some fuckhead annoying cunt come to the ER...

We had some fuckhead annoying cunt come to the ER by Fire Rescue for a headache she had for an hour. She was a demanding cunt for an hour. She was fucking pissssssssseeeed when her ass got...
Forum: Florida Riders 01-20-2009, 04:43 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Hang up. If they put you on hold, it's not an...

Hang up. If they put you on hold, it's not an emergency.
Forum: Florida Riders 01-20-2009, 04:30 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
And on a completely totally 100% different topic,...

And on a completely totally 100% different topic, I just bought Band of Brothers on BluRay for $35.00. Fucking fuck yeah!
Forum: Florida Riders 01-20-2009, 04:20 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Not to get into too much of a deep political...

Not to get into too much of a deep political thingamajig, but Obama is coming into the office with a hellof a handicap. He's jumping into a massive mess that has some seriously deep roots. He's...
Forum: Florida Riders 01-20-2009, 03:50 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
The man's gotta stock his bunker. This country's...

The man's gotta stock his bunker. This country's about to go to shit.
Forum: Florida Riders 01-20-2009, 03:44 AM
Replies: 3,471
Views: 587,265
Posted By Corey
Go for the assault rifles. They'll be gone by...

Go for the assault rifles. They'll be gone by the end of the year. Then scoop up the pistoles before they're next on the list.
Showing results 1 to 25 of 397
Page 1 of 16 1 2311 Last »

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:29 AM.

Two Wheel Fix - Archive - Top
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.