I know some things...
...I probably shouldn't know.
I've been reading this book about how to expand your powers of psychic perception (which, being omniscient, is a bit redundant, but it's slow at work today) and I decided to try out my new skills here on TWF.
I've been concentrating on screen names, and have had the following visions;
Itgirl once considered a career as a trapeze artist in the circus, but is allergic to chalk and midgets.
Particle Man has six toes on his left foot, but only four on his right.
Trip once ate a live squirel to impress a girl on his street. The girl was hospitalized for trauma, and has never recovered.
Azoomm collects tiny models of Japanese motorcycles, and sneers at them when she's having a bad day.
Marco is fascinated by rubberbands, but has a deep distrust of paperclips.
Tigger has three nipples. He's named two of them. One is Sigfreid, and one is Roy. The third has no name.
Mrs. Colleen phones a random number in Kampuchea, every Thursday at precisely 3:18 pm, and then hangs up.
Sorry, I have to stop now and lay down. Using your psychic powers can be quite draining.
It's also really hard on your silverware.
Who else has had a vision while staring at a screen name?
JC
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