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Old 04-09-2009, 04:45 PM   #1
Corey
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Default TWFix Box o' Crap: What's in the box?!?!

Let the fun begin!

Immediately I'm both elated and disappointed. A quick sniff and shake of the box tells me it's probably not feces. Hooray! But it's too small to be a severed head, totally removing the potential awesomeness of a Se7en reference.

So let's dive right in...

F*ck yeah tshirt! We're off to a damn good start!







Areva Hat. Nope, no clue what Areva is.


Sweet, an empty cassette box of romantic tunes and granny porn. It's gonna be a good night. The TWFix cards cover the naughty stuff quite well.


A map, a bike, and a free meal. Could this be a clue?


Go into the light.


Super Bounce Ball??! Fuck yeah! Now, excuse me, I need to dig out my old nextel to see if it fits this holder. Then it's off to Mickey D's for some nuggets. Thanks Trip!
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