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Old 02-19-2010, 11:40 AM   #23
pauldun170
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Dear sirs and madamn

I got mad pussy
I got mad wife
I got mad money
Damn I got the life

Dont need to work
I may return someday
I need to jerk
but they won't let me even masturbate

Stay outta my business
I'm gonna say it just once
Hey miss reporter, you kinda cute
Let me hit it...just this once?

So here is my statement
yall write this down
I once banged a transvetite in the basement
And got head from a clown.

Thank you
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