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Originally Posted by tallywacker
You sir need to go to the Marines recruiter and say "I'm a worthless fuckup, please allow me to suffer to make up for it and possibly make something out of my life."
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I'm pretty sure the Marines won't take him now. This ain't Vietnam where you could either go to Jail or go to the Jungle. However if he did go Military he needs to join the Navy and request the duty of bottom corner of an attack submarine shit cleaner and pecker washer. 1-2 months of never breathing fresh air should do the trick.
The best advice for Digifox is to STFU and Lawyer Up big time.