For some reason it got me thinking...
Carbon fiber is the result when Chuck Norris knits something.
Carbon fiber is created from Chuck Norris' beard. You can only get it in such small quantities because he doesn't trim much off his beard each month.
Carbon Fiber is what Chuck Norris eats to get his daily allowance of fiber. The result is the black substance everyone buys for their car trim.
Chuck Norris was thought to have been part carbon fiber. It turns out carbon fiber is part Chuck Norris.
It was said Chuck Norris used carbon fiber condoms, but Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms, he just stares at women to impregnate them.