[Gas Man]

Originally Posted by derf

I had to lay it down once, I went in to hot into a turn, and was too leaned over to get it back up so I finally gave in and I asked gravity if he really wanted to take over, and he replied "yes I do want to take over" so I told him, I'll let you win, but dont hurt me too bad, and he said "ok I'll be gentle", but I didnt trust him, so I asked, what assurances do I have that you wont hurt me, and he replied "trust me, I do this for a living", so I was all like OK. But then like the nasty ass hat he is he just flung me around. And thats why I had to lay it down.

Epic story!!