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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps
Oh and I'm with Nick, anytime one man's genitalia makes intentional contact with another man.....it's gay, no exceptions.
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It's not gay when/if
- You don't look the other guy directly in the eyes.
- You and the other guy don't climax at the same time.
- You don't fall into his arms postcoitus and whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
- You slap each other on the back, shake hands, high-five, or brofist afterwards.
- You don't gaze into the other guy's eyes and your souls merge together.
- You don't nibble on his earlobes as you approach him from behind.
- Your perineum doesn't touch his.
- You don't begin to think he's the one you've been searching for your entire life, and you don't realize for the first time in years you are truly happy and feel that life is worth living.
- You're in the gym showers. It's not like he and you chose to be naked at the same time and same place; it just happened.
- You promise it's the last time (really).
- One of you wears a wig.
- You pretend that it never happened and don't return his calls.
- Money exchanges hands.
- You're on a long voyage across the sea.
- Spring Break booze cruise counts.
- You don't write him poetry.
- You're also currently stalking a member of the opposite sex.
- You're a dedicated misogynist.
Example Sentences
"We were both really depressed and had split a 6-pack of Bartles & Jaymes, so it's not gay."
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