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Originally Posted by No Worries

Let's see; I could get a $4K helmet: http://www.revzilla.com/motorcycle/a...-carbon-helmet, or a 99 R1 http://denver.craigslist.org/mcd/2693355848.html with the long-stroke engine.

for $4k that helmet better come with a midget (lightweight female type) that crawls out of a secret panel and climbs down a midget sized ladder so she can massage my balls while I ride.