What the crap hit me!

CrazyKell · 06-22-2009, 09:12 AM

Friday night I was riding home and felt something hit me in the leg. I thought it was a rock or a bug but then I happened to look down and just above my right knee (about the size of a quarter) were MILLIONS of teeny tiny red spiders.

Freaked me right the EFF out. Pulled over and did the heebie jeebie dance until I got all those suckers off me.

What the hell hit me?!

AquaPython · 06-22-2009, 09:48 AM

by process of deduction, i deduce that it was millions of teeny tiny red spiders.

CrazyKell · 06-22-2009, 09:51 AM

Thanks smartass.

I mean....was it a big sac of spiders.....how was it just flying in the air.....

Ninjakel · 06-22-2009, 09:51 AM

ewwww, gross!!!

tommymac · 06-22-2009, 09:57 AM

It was karma for posting that fathers day card

Tom

t-homo · 06-22-2009, 10:05 AM

I don't know, but I hit a fucking armadillo friday night. We were going for a night ride, at about 3 AM. I saw several armadillos and

s dead on the side of the road, so I assumed this one was the same. Next thing I know, he is suicide scampering at me. Caught me off guard and didn't have time to react. I guess he bounced off of my front tire and hit my right footpeg. The bolt that holds my footpeg to the rear set was snapped, but that was the only damage.

Cruzergirl · 06-22-2009, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ninjakel

ewwww, gross!!!

I know, right!

Somebody will chime in about this but don't some momma spiders carry their babies on their back until they are "done"...? Momma spidy was just in the wrong place at the wrong time...

neebelung · 09-14-2009, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by AquaPython

by process of deduction, i deduce that it was millions of teeny tiny red spiders.

In light of my current banana spider plight, I just had to revive this thread for this post... funniest post EVAR regarding spiders.

neebelung · 01-26-2011, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by AquaPython

by process of deduction, i deduce that it was millions of teeny tiny red spiders.

Something came up at work just now that made me think of this thread and

One of the developers got an error message telling him a section couldn't appear more than once (blah blah blah).... he sends it to one of the other managers asking "What's this mean?" That manager IM's it to me, laughing... and all I could think was "By process of deduction......"

I think he actually DID respond to the guy and say "millions of teeny tiny red spiders."

Bryan · 01-26-2011, 05:47 PM

Someone mentioned a Wolf spider, I found this one in my yard at our lake house this summer, look closeand you can see it's giant egg sack. BTW, that dish is 4" across!

06-22-2009, 09:12 AM	#1
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	What the crap hit me! Friday night I was riding home and felt something hit me in the leg. I thought it was a rock or a bug but then I happened to look down and just above my right knee (about the size of a quarter) were MILLIONS of teeny tiny red spiders. Freaked me right the EFF out. Pulled over and did the heebie jeebie dance until I got all those suckers off me. What the hell hit me?!

06-22-2009, 09:51 AM	#4
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	ewwww, gross!!! __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

06-22-2009, 09:51 AM	#3
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Thanks smartass. I mean....was it a big sac of spiders.....how was it just flying in the air.....

06-22-2009, 09:57 AM	#5
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	It was karma for posting that fathers day card Tom

06-22-2009, 10:05 AM	#6
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	I don't know, but I hit a fucking armadillo friday night. We were going for a night ride, at about 3 AM. I saw several armadillos and s dead on the side of the road, so I assumed this one was the same. Next thing I know, he is suicide scampering at me. Caught me off guard and didn't have time to react. I guess he bounced off of my front tire and hit my right footpeg. The bolt that holds my footpeg to the rear set was snapped, but that was the only damage.

01-26-2011, 05:47 PM	#10
Bryan Trailer Queen Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Decatur IN Posts: 30	Someone mentioned a Wolf spider, I found this one in my yard at our lake house this summer, look closeand you can see it's giant egg sack. BTW, that dish is 4" across!