For the second time in my life today

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I'm not going to tell the story about the time my buddy had a burrowing beetle fly into his helmet.

I'm definitely not going to explain all the gory details about how the beetle went into his ear, and ate through his eardrum while blood ran down his neck, because that would leave your bee-sting thread looking rather shabby and pathetic, and I'm just not that kind of guy.

JC

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