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Old 03-04-2011, 08:09 PM   #1
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My shit gets 50+ mpg.
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Old 03-04-2011, 09:23 PM   #2
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My shit gets 50+ mpg.
Your shit doesn't exist anymore cause of HD.
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Old 03-04-2011, 09:45 PM   #3
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Your shit doesn't exist anymore cause of HD.
Hence my original post in this thread.
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Old 03-05-2011, 05:30 PM   #4
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just got back from a ride with crazy2sin and his retardedly fast vrod. that bike attracts more penis than any thing ive ever seen that doesnt have tits. fast as fuck though
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Old 03-06-2011, 07:09 PM   #5
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jthat bike attracts more penis than any thing ive ever seen that doesnt have tits.
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Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.
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Old 03-06-2011, 07:40 PM   #6
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dude anytime its stopped for more that thirty seconds dudes come over and rub their dicks on it lol. or talk...whichever
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Old 03-06-2011, 07:45 PM   #7
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dude anytime its stopped for more that thirty seconds dudes come over and rub their dicks on it lol. or talk...whichever
just dont stand too close then
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Old 03-06-2011, 07:58 PM   #8
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dude anytime its stopped for more that thirty seconds dudes come over and rub their dicks on it lol. or talk...whichever
WD-40 will take the marks off
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Old 03-13-2011, 09:30 PM   #9
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Dave's Not kidding. His Vrod pulls more dick that a 2 Dollar Hooker on the Strip.

I keep telling him to get a custom plate for it...

CKBLK or NOHMO since Jersey's only allowed Five letters...

Anyway...This fucker is LOUD. and fast
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Old 03-13-2011, 10:05 PM   #10
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Dave's Not kidding. His Vrod pulls more dick that a 2 Dollar Hooker on the Strip.

I keep telling him to get a custom plate for it...

CKBLK or NOHMO since Jersey's only allowed Five letters...

Anyway...This fucker is LOUD. and fast
I couldn't believe he pulled another vrod in five minutes of being at wawa
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