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Old 08-05-2009, 09:22 AM   #11
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eh most of the courier gangs around here think they are really badass if they raise a u-lock in anger. Makes for some hilarity when they accidentally cross real gangbangers
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:15 AM   #12
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:46 AM   #13
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You guys are hurting my bicycle feelings

I actually had a 'small' incident 2 days ago on the bicycle.
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:14 PM   #14
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go back and post FYYFF and see if you get banned again
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:44 PM   #15
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I once posted a thread on the bicycle forum about different ways to carry a handgun while riding a bicycle as I was using my bicycle for training and riding every night past dark on secluded trails.

I took A LOT of heat over there for that. You'd of thought I asked how to eat baby kittens without getting them stuck in your teeth.
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Old 08-05-2009, 03:31 PM   #16
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I once posted a thread on the bicycle forum about different ways to carry a handgun while riding a bicycle as I was using my bicycle for training and riding every night past dark on secluded trails.

I took A LOT of heat over there for that. You'd of thought I asked how to eat baby kittens without getting them stuck in your teeth.
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:54 PM   #17
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can't. They blocked my IP address

A buddy of mine started a couple forums before, for fairly cheap if I remember. i might look into that. I might call it NSFW cycling if I go through with it. Flaming, boobies, hand guns, and fuck you allowed.
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Old 08-05-2009, 05:01 PM   #18
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I find that if I eat the feet last I can use the claws to pick my teeth
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Old 08-05-2009, 05:01 PM   #19
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can't. They blocked my IP address

A buddy of mine started a couple forums before, for fairly cheap if I remember. i might look into that. I might call it NSFW cycling if I go through with it. Flaming, boobies, hand guns, and fuck you allowed.
I wish you would. I'm a fairly avid cyclist, own numerous bikes and ride every day....I don't know what it is but it really seems most road cyclists are extremely pompous. Not just on the bike forums but the ones I've met in person too.
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:18 PM   #20
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I wish you would. I'm a fairly avid cyclist, own numerous bikes and ride every day....I don't know what it is but it really seems most road cyclists are extremely pompous. Not just on the bike forums but the ones I've met in person too.
They have to be pompous, after all, they need to justify spending $10K worth of bike and gear
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