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Old 07-12-2010, 04:14 PM   #21
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Low self esteem? Mine likes my cock and help learning to ride.
Oh... maybe she loves me for my enormous ego... if so, she will ALWAYS be satisfied!
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Old 07-12-2010, 04:16 PM   #22
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Actually, she doesn't really find me amusing... maybe it's the giant cock that I don't have... The fat bank account that I can only dream about... Maybe it's my jiggly body...

Why the fuck is she with me?
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Old 07-12-2010, 04:16 PM   #23
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Oh... maybe she loves me for my enormous ego... if so, she will ALWAYS be satisfied!
There's no telling bro...women are a strange breed!
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Old 07-12-2010, 04:22 PM   #24
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I'm screwed then Just have to go back to "hit it with a club first"
I'm hilarious, but 160+ proof booze works too
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Old 07-12-2010, 04:39 PM   #25
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LoL! She's not really into the bike yet either!
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Old 07-12-2010, 04:40 PM   #26
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LoL! She's not really into the bike yet either!
Who knows? Why do people buy Buells? I'm betting the two are related in some way... hmmm...
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Old 07-12-2010, 07:11 PM   #27
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This is how I trick women into thinking I'm cute. Worked on my GF!


Kind of serious but has anyone ever seen that Dove "Evolution of Makeup"? They take some homley looking chick and make her look beautiful. Well fashion beautiful.
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:02 PM   #28
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:31 PM   #29
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Lolskating on a Roflacopter!!!

I was totally just WAITING for the Rick roll
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:53 PM   #30
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I dont like it when you can tell its caked on. Some gals think their 80 and the more the better. I dont buy 30 gal of paint just to paint the front door.
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