Venting Thread - Page 5

2up · 06-19-2009, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

Dance, my puppets... DANCE

I feel like I'm in an episode of the Twilight Zone now!! I keep doing stuff I don't know if I want to do but can't help it!!! (Or was that a Stephen King movie? Whatever!)

Mr Lefty · 06-20-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Psst Ebbs hide is bike in the room this year...fucking genius!!!

shit by that time he'll have the GS... that fuck won't fit through the door...

'73 H1 Triple · 06-20-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by neebelung

*gasp* nooooooo!! Not the two car garages! Oh the huge manatee!

'73 H1 Triple · 06-20-2009, 03:18 PM

If you're going to ask me " How you doing?" as we pass in the parking lot and I answer " Fine, and you? " ANSWER THE FUVKING QUESTION

VatorMan · 06-20-2009, 07:16 PM

My bike was smacked in a PARKING LOT by a dude on a cushman sprayer. I have 3 weeks without my wheels. Top that.

Rangerscott · 06-21-2009, 02:39 PM

Fur bikes are 100% gay.

If you're not gonna wave back, then dont just stare at me asshole.

No the bitch on the back is not hot. Leathery skin is not a turn on.

Wow, you got beer in your saddle bags, that is so cool..............does it also hold your dildo?

Make fun of my gear one more time and I'll bust out my cheese grater on your ass.

Yes I do know my bike isnt as fast as yours. Its a sport tourer you fuckin moron. Just cause my bike "kinda" sounds like yours doesnt mean it has the same engine. Go practice wrecking.

Porn is not a food group, so stop talking about it like its a three course meal. Every conversation with you shouldnt be about how big the object is that went inside her and how you wish it was inside you.

If one more person here tells me its hot I'm gonna go bananas and when I say bananas I mean shove a banana up your ass.

Weathermen in Texas are A.D.D. retards. Yes I do see that one cloud in the sky, now stop interrupting me every fucking 5 minutes.

Yes, there are steers and queers in Texas. The joke lost its punch four months after it was said.

Yes there are mexicans in Texas. Get over it. Go live in the mountains if you do not want to be around them or better yet go live in Mexico and after a month write me a letter saying how it is.

Yes, the Suzuki GXSR (not "gixxer") IS the national squid bike. Get over it. Ya'll are the ones that made it was it is.

Yes, people in the nations capitol are mostly all retarded. Stop telling me every time you hear/see something about them. Just go write about it in you diary.

Yes, it is way too easy to get a drivers license. Its test need to be a lot harder.

Yes, it is way too easy to get a gun permit. Stop giving people in florida license or they might shoot their kids in the back of the head.

I dont need YOUR explanation of why you THINK you're better than me on a bike. I can come up with something.

Yes, you're bike will get you laid......................with high school girls you 40 yr old fuck. What's it like banging your daught........I mean your girlfriend? Does the school call her parents or you when she needs to be picked up?

Yes, airport security is retarded. You saw me drinking from my water bottle, but when I go through the metal detector with it, it is now a deadly weapon. Strip me down.

I am not a gay fish.

AND...................................5th gen VFR is the greatest bike every made so suck it.

Amber Lamps · 06-21-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Fur bikes are 100% gay.

Can't argue with you there...a bunch of my friends did it in the 90s... I'm like come on fellas, you're not gonna be able to keep it a secret like this!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

If you're not gonna wave back, then dont just stare at me asshole.

Hey I waved when you weren't looking, so fuck you!!! Besides, I was trying to get something out of my bags...

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

No the bitch on the back is not hot. Leathery skin is not a turn on.

Well that's why you get them BEFORE they turn 25 silly!!!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Wow, you got beer in your saddle bags, that is so cool..............does it also hold your dildo?

Why yes it does, did you want to borrow it?

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Make fun of my gear one more time and I'll bust out my cheese grater on your ass.

Whoa now there, buddy... just because I carry a dildo in my saddlebags DOESN'T mean that I'm into the kinky shit! Well, maybe one time...

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Yes I do know my bike isnt as fast as yours. Its a sport tourer you fuckin moron. Just cause my bike "kinda" sounds like yours doesnt mean it has the same engine. Go practice wrecking.

Yea, yea whatever... let's get back to that cheese grater thing you were talking about earlier...

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Porn is not a food group, so stop talking about it like its a three course meal. Every conversation with you shouldnt be about how big the object is that went inside her and how you wish it was inside you.

Look, you know I have the dildo, so let's go back to your place and get that cheese grater, ya tease!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

If one more person here tells me its hot I'm gonna go bananas and when I say bananas I mean shove a banana up your ass.

GOD! You are SOOOOO kinky!!! Oooo and so food oriented!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Weathermen in Texas are A.D.D. retards. Yes I do see that one cloud in the sky, now stop interrupting me every fucking 5 minutes.

Yea shut the fuck up, weathermen! We have ass grating and banana fucking to do!!!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Yes, there are steers and queers in Texas. The joke lost its punch four months after it was said.

Oh no buddy! I draw the line at bananas and cheese graters. I learned my lesson after that donkey show in Juarez!!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Yes there are mexicans in Texas. Get over it. Go live in the mountains if you do not want to be around them or better yet go live in Mexico and after a month write me a letter saying how it is.

Man that's exactly why I moved! Those bastards just don't tip! I actually lived in Mexico for three months, I'm sorry that I didn't write but I didn't know how really wild you were or I sure would have!!!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Yes, the Suzuki GXSR (not "gixxer") IS the national squid bike. Get over it. Ya'll are the ones that made it was it is.

Oh yes master, you are so right!!! That is the way you want it isn't it? Gee, this S&M stuff is so exciting!!!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Yes, people in the nations capitol are mostly all retarded. Stop telling me every time you hear/see something about them. Just go write about it in you diary.

I did write about it in my diary!
"Dear diary, Obama is such a poop head! Oh and my new boyfriend Scott knows all about my dildo and offered to fuck me with a BANANA while rubbing my ass with a cheese grater! This may be the best day of my life!!!"

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Yes, it is way too easy to get a drivers license. Its test need to be a lot harder.

Oh it does need to be harder, maybe you should put that banana in the freezer before you do some driving of your own!!! Oh yea license that ass!!!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Yes, it is way too easy to get a gun permit. Stop giving people in florida license or they might shoot their kids in the back of the head.

Hmmm...that wasn't sexy at all! Come on baby I was so close!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

I dont need YOUR explanation of why you THINK you're better than me on a bike. I can come up with something.

What? Are you done using me and now you don't care about my opinions or feelings? You BASTARD!!!! You Texans are all the same! It's all "fruit and kitchen utensils" at first and then you go cold!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Yes, you're bike will get you laid......................with high school girls you 40 yr old fuck. What's it like banging your daught........I mean your girlfriend? Does the school call her parents or you when she needs to be picked up?

Oh is that what this is about? Don't be jealous baby! She doesn't mean anything to me! Heck, she couldn't do what you do if her mother was Julia Childs and bananas grew on trees outside her bedroom window!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Yes, airport security is retarded. You saw me drinking from my water bottle, but when I go through the metal detector with it, it is now a deadly weapon. Strip me down.

Aw baby, you're just mad they took your special Pampered Chef cheese grater. I told you to bring the plastic one... Ha, you probably did that on purpose so they would strip search you, you naughty boy!!!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

I am not a gay fish.

No you are a big strong steer! Moo daddy!!!

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

AND...................................5th gen VFR is the greatest bike every made so suck it.

Okay! But only if you tell me you love me and stick a banana up my ass while I do it!!!

Rangerscott · 06-21-2009, 07:34 PM

Choose.

Amber Lamps · 06-21-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Choose.

I think we'll start with the plantains and move up to the Chachitas later!

06-20-2009, 03:18 PM	#44
'73 H1 Triple restorer of the original Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Zionsville,PA Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500 Posts: 1,331	If you're going to ask me " How you doing?" as we pass in the parking lot and I answer " Fine, and you? " ANSWER THE FUVKING QUESTION

06-20-2009, 07:16 PM	#45
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	My bike was smacked in a PARKING LOT by a dude on a cushman sprayer. I have 3 weeks without my wheels. Top that.

06-21-2009, 02:39 PM	#46
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Fur bikes are 100% gay. If you're not gonna wave back, then dont just stare at me asshole. No the bitch on the back is not hot. Leathery skin is not a turn on. Wow, you got beer in your saddle bags, that is so cool..............does it also hold your dildo? Make fun of my gear one more time and I'll bust out my cheese grater on your ass. Yes I do know my bike isnt as fast as yours. Its a sport tourer you fuckin moron. Just cause my bike "kinda" sounds like yours doesnt mean it has the same engine. Go practice wrecking. Porn is not a food group, so stop talking about it like its a three course meal. Every conversation with you shouldnt be about how big the object is that went inside her and how you wish it was inside you. If one more person here tells me its hot I'm gonna go bananas and when I say bananas I mean shove a banana up your ass. Weathermen in Texas are A.D.D. retards. Yes I do see that one cloud in the sky, now stop interrupting me every fucking 5 minutes. Yes, there are steers and queers in Texas. The joke lost its punch four months after it was said. Yes there are mexicans in Texas. Get over it. Go live in the mountains if you do not want to be around them or better yet go live in Mexico and after a month write me a letter saying how it is. Yes, the Suzuki GXSR (not "gixxer") IS the national squid bike. Get over it. Ya'll are the ones that made it was it is. Yes, people in the nations capitol are mostly all retarded. Stop telling me every time you hear/see something about them. Just go write about it in you diary. Yes, it is way too easy to get a drivers license. Its test need to be a lot harder. Yes, it is way too easy to get a gun permit. Stop giving people in florida license or they might shoot their kids in the back of the head. I dont need YOUR explanation of why you THINK you're better than me on a bike. I can come up with something. Yes, you're bike will get you laid......................with high school girls you 40 yr old fuck. What's it like banging your daught........I mean your girlfriend? Does the school call her parents or you when she needs to be picked up? Yes, airport security is retarded. You saw me drinking from my water bottle, but when I go through the metal detector with it, it is now a deadly weapon. Strip me down. I am not a gay fish. AND...................................5th gen VFR is the greatest bike every made so suck it.

06-21-2009, 07:34 PM	#48
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Choose.