Jet Blue flight attendant loses it, grabs a brewsky, and bails down the chute...

Avatard · 08-10-2010, 01:09 AM

Later, bitches!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100810/...tendant_arrest

Much lulz...

Homeslice · 08-10-2010, 01:21 AM

lol......don't be a flight attendant if you can't handle being ignored and/or shit on

EpyonXero · 08-10-2010, 05:51 AM

Male flight attendants.

derf · 08-10-2010, 07:54 AM

Actually the dude is supposed to be pretty bad ass, he stopped a terrorist attack back in the 90s in europe on an international flight.

The only thing I will say is that he is a pervert, he cant keep his hands off himself

Particle Man · 08-10-2010, 09:06 AM

hey, if you're gonna go out, go out big

OneSickPsycho · 08-10-2010, 09:17 AM

Read about that yesterday... too funny... and good for him. Stupid inconsiderate motherfuckers seem to be the norm these days and I cannot imagine how many of them these people deal with on a daily basis. Add to that the stress of travelling and it's gotta take a real special motherfucker to handle that job.

the chi · 08-10-2010, 09:17 AM

Theres some other article out there that states not only did she hit him with the luggage after repeatedly ignoring him , she also became belligerent and verbally abusive, cursing at him and slandering his lifestyle.

Sounds to me like she'd be in for assault at least, but where was the air marshall to assist with this incident? If someone is getting loud and obnoxious and wont follow airline instructions, arent they sposed to be around? Other folks have been tazed for much less.

They were reading the article this morning accompanied by Indiana Jones theme music. I feel bad for the guy, but at least he did it in style.

OneSickPsycho · 08-10-2010, 09:18 AM

Oh, and who writes this shit? My 5 year old neice?

"Slater got on the public-address system and cussed at the passenger..."

ontwo · 08-10-2010, 09:39 AM

Good for him. I'm sure he did what most would like to do

azoomm · 08-10-2010, 10:33 AM

Man, good for him.

This past weekend I had the most horrible screaming, shrieking baby on my flight from Boston to Atlanta. The ENTIRE flight. People were asking the attendants if they could be locked into the bathroom. We felt bad for the kid - but the PARENTS were dicks arguing with each other over who's fault it was that the kid was crying, and who should hold him.

I think they should be able to lock people in the bathroom if they aren't behaving.

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derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Actually the dude is supposed to be pretty bad ass, he stopped a terrorist attack back in the 90s in europe on an international flight. The only thing I will say is that he is a pervert, he cant keep his hands off himself __________________

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ontwo Designated Drinker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: shitville Moto: 2009 ZX6R Posts: 1,661	Good for him. I'm sure he did what most would like to do __________________

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Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	lol......don't be a flight attendant if you can't handle being ignored and/or shit on

08-10-2010, 09:17 AM	#6
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Read about that yesterday... too funny... and good for him. Stupid inconsiderate motherfuckers seem to be the norm these days and I cannot imagine how many of them these people deal with on a daily basis. Add to that the stress of travelling and it's gotta take a real special motherfucker to handle that job.

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OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Oh, and who writes this shit? My 5 year old neice? "Slater got on the public-address system and cussed at the passenger..."

08-10-2010, 10:33 AM	#10
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	Man, good for him. This past weekend I had the most horrible screaming, shrieking baby on my flight from Boston to Atlanta. The ENTIRE flight. People were asking the attendants if they could be locked into the bathroom. We felt bad for the kid - but the PARENTS were dicks arguing with each other over who's fault it was that the kid was crying, and who should hold him. I think they should be able to lock people in the bathroom if they aren't behaving. __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com