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Old 08-29-2008, 05:07 PM   #1
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Default I need the opinions of the TWFix femmes on this scooter

I don't know why but I am really pulled toward this scooter. I know that it's not exactly the most masculine thing on the road but the shape and the Dragon Red color...oooh lala!!! I really like it (who wouldn't like a Vespa?) My question is that would chicks drop their drawers for me or are they going to think that I'm gay?

My plan for picking up chicks with the Aprilia SR50 isn't panning out too well. More dudes dig it than chicks because it looks like a Mille.

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Old 08-29-2008, 05:47 PM   #2
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Hunny, why are you trying to pick up chicks anyway? If they arent coming after you or beating down your door, they arent the ones you want...

In any case, its cute. I'd rawk it. Sometimes. If i felt really girly or needed a track toy.

If I was a regular chick on the street, shoot even knowing better, I would giggle and figure you for a flamer.

If you get it to have fun, more power to ya, but for picking up chicks, ride your actual motorcycle...

scooters = cute, gas savers, gay men and dorky guys
Motorcycles = sexy beast and man in control (within reason)

Just my opinion tho...
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Old 08-29-2008, 05:51 PM   #3
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If yuor trying to pull chicks with that bike...Your going to have to ride it with your balls out!
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Old 08-29-2008, 06:06 PM   #4
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unless you have an ENORMOUS penis, chicks will never flock to you with that thing. come on out and show your real self.
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:40 PM   #5
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ANY 2 wheeled aprilia is sexy as hell! regardless whether it is a scooter or not. you must be trying to pick up the bubble-headed chicks or something. the right girl is one that knows what an aprilia is. i'd warm the back seat of your SR50 anytime...
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Old 08-29-2008, 10:27 PM   #6
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Hunny, why are you trying to pick up chicks anyway? If they arent coming after you or beating down your door, they arent the ones you want...
my door doesnt ever get a knock, thanks :P
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Old 08-30-2008, 02:36 AM   #7
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Hunny, why are you trying to pick up chicks anyway? If they arent coming after you or beating down your door, they arent the ones you want...

In any case, its cute. I'd rawk it. Sometimes. If i felt really girly or needed a track toy.

If I was a regular chick on the street, shoot even knowing better, I would giggle and figure you for a flamer.

If you get it to have fun, more power to ya, but for picking up chicks, ride your actual motorcycle...

scooters = cute, gas savers, gay men and dorky guys
Motorcycles = sexy beast and man in control (within reason)

Just my opinion tho...
that or you've gotten a DWI/DUI. Are you going to buy a custom made leather suit to wear with this one too?
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Old 08-30-2008, 02:38 AM   #8
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my door doesnt ever get a knock, thanks :P
Me too except for heiffers !!! It's been like the last round up around here lately! You'd think I had alfalfa hanging from my back pocket....
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Old 08-30-2008, 07:06 AM   #9
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Hunny, why are you trying to pick up chicks anyway? If they arent coming after you or beating down your door, they arent the ones you want...

In any case, its cute. I'd rawk it. Sometimes. If i felt really girly or needed a track toy.

If I was a regular chick on the street, shoot even knowing better, I would giggle and figure you for a flamer.

If you get it to have fun, more power to ya, but for picking up chicks, ride your actual motorcycle...

scooters = cute, gas savers, gay men and dorky guys
Motorcycles = sexy beast and man in control (within reason)

Just my opinion tho...
Summed it up perfectly.

The only time I've seen guys on scooters like that and DIDN'T peg them for gay is out at the beach, when they're clad only in boardshorts and sunglasses (Scooter Squids ).
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Old 08-30-2008, 10:45 AM   #10
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when i used to go to ft lauderdale with my buddies we used to pick up chicks all the time on scooters we rented. its not what you ride but you the individual who gets chicks attention. picking up chicks is easy peasy....
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