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Old 03-22-2011, 07:38 PM   #1
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When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem
When I am dictator, I am going to murder pretty much everyone.
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 03-22-2011, 08:02 PM   #2
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Need your enforcer to help?
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Old 03-22-2011, 08:31 PM   #3
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Cool, can we throw derf in an oven first
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:14 PM   #5
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Cool, can we throw derf in an oven first
Sorry dude, I'm half german, and I don't roast as well as others
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We can have you shower first then
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Old 03-23-2011, 09:32 AM   #7
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When I am dictator, I am going to murder pretty much everyone.
I place an extremely low value on human life and would make an excellent head of secret police

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I've always thought a good idea would be to setup some kind of beam or transmitter that sterilizes people who walk through the gates going in to a wrestling match, tractor pull, etc. A little chlorine for the pool...
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