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Old 09-03-2010, 11:56 AM   #1
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Dude, you're getting a Dell!





Or a surprise anal raping.
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:05 AM   #2
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What the hell, dude? Why post this? Are you nuts? I'd say delete it but it will never really go away now...
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:41 AM   #3
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Lame, join the army like my poor ass did, my parents didn't have money to do anything like college, so I went out and made my own way in life. Fucking bums piss me off, that's why I have guns, I know what bad economic situations bring. There isn't much separating the USA from becoming a nation where I had to fight in except for money and social control.

Plus a majority of the dumb poor americans no longer believe in god, so there is no incentive for them to not start acting like ass hats. Social Control is awesome until no one believes in it anymore.
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:44 AM   #4
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Lame, join the army like my poor ass did, my parents didn't have money to do anything like college, so I went out and made my own way in life. Fucking bums piss me off, that's why I have guns, I know what bad economic situations bring. There isn't much separating the USA from becoming a nation where I had to fight in except for money and social control.

Plus a majority of the dumb poor americans no longer believe in god, so there is no incentive for them to not start acting like ass hats. Social Control is awesome until no one believes in it anymore.
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:49 AM   #5
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Plus a majority of the dumb poor americans no longer believe in god, so there is no incentive for them to not start acting like ass hats. Social Control is awesome until no one believes in it anymore.
Save that for the war room.
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:02 AM   #6
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I agree with 99% of what's posted already, so I really don't have anything to add...

Interesting how you stole this shit to provide for your family, but you're talking about, or already bought a new bike. How about cancelling your cell phone, selling your computer, and stop paying for internet service? That may be a better way, rather than B&E...
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Old 09-03-2010, 11:09 AM   #7
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Lame, join the army like my poor ass did, my parents didn't have money to do anything like college, so I went out and made my own way in life. Fucking bums piss me off, that's why I have guns, I know what bad economic situations bring. There isn't much separating the USA from becoming a nation where I had to fight in except for money and social control.

Plus a majority of the dumb poor americans no longer believe in god, so there is no incentive for them to not start acting like ass hats. Social Control is awesome until no one believes in it anymore.
Exactly! My Dad died when I was 15 leaving nothing behind but bills, no insurance, no savings, nothing. I got a job, finished school and joined the Army. I didn't go around breaking into businesses.
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:52 AM   #8
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Why are you stealing to provide when you're able to post on the internet?

That requires at least computer/phone. The internet can be free.

Why are you stealing to provide when you just made a thread about buying a motorcycle?

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=16214

After reading that thread I assume that's what you stole?
*BTW 101 what's this weeks lottery numbers? I think you called it from the get go.

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Old 09-03-2010, 09:23 AM   #9
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No, seriously. Thieves are about one notch lower on the scumbag pole than murderers, rapists and kid touchers.
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:28 AM   #10
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Yep, I'm working 70-80 hour weeks putting in security systems to combat kids like this... I'm sorry kid but I'm willing to bet that there are multiple TVs, game systems, computers, cable TV, the internet, cell phones, multiple vehicles, etc in/around the house. Some poor victims of the economy broke into my car a few months ago, I guess I should feel sorry for them too...

BTW the situation isn't "severe" enough to "justify" theft until you don't have a place to live and food to eat. Not when you're down to your last two laptops, you've had to settle on keeping your two year old LCD instead of buying the LED unit and you're only eating out twice a week instead of three times. Or because you're struggling to pay the mortgage you took out 3 years ago to buy a boat. The problem with most people is they don't know how to tighten up when things get tough.

There's probably a lot more truth to this than most people want to admit.


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No, seriously. Thieves are about one notch lower on the scumbag pole than murderers, rapists and kid touchers.
Absolutely agree 1000000%.
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