I hate automatic flush toilets!!!

fnfalman · 12-06-2009, 11:34 PM

You can't do a courtesy flush.

It flushes on its own when you're not done and splash water on your ass.

WTF, over?

Fleck750 · 12-07-2009, 05:37 AM

I thought you lost your cell phone in one.

CasterTroy · 12-07-2009, 07:14 AM

There's always an override button on the valve. Sometimes it's well hidden but most of the time a black "dot" or a chrome butterfly wing on the very top. They're built to be stealth so people don't abuse them, but they're there

Gas Man · 12-07-2009, 07:27 AM

Wet ass is in the suck catagory.

wildchild · 12-07-2009, 08:30 AM

so are you mad because you "can't" do a courtesy flush or because the toilet picks the time to do it and surprises you? LOL

marko138 · 12-07-2009, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by wildchild

so are you mad because you "can't" do a courtesy flush or because the toilet picks the time to do it and surprises you? LOL

Correct.

z06boy · 12-07-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

There's always an override button on the valve. Sometimes it's well hidden but most of the time a black "dot" or a chrome butterfly wing on the very top. They're built to be stealth so people don't abuse them, but they're there

Yep...one of the first things I look for before I sit down...well after confirming there is toilet paper and the toilet area itself isn't a pigsty.

Rider · 12-07-2009, 10:27 AM

I won't take a dump in a public toilet. FUCK THAT SHIT!

Trip · 12-07-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Rider

I won't take a dump in a public toilet. FUCK THAT SHIT!

Not even at work? You are violating one of the work rules.

Never shit at home, never sweat at work.

Rider · 12-07-2009, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Not even at work? You are violating one of the work rules.

Never shit at home, never sweat at work.

Rarely, I'll wait if I can, but If I can't, it's a stack of TP on the seat 5 layers thick.

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CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	There's always an override button on the valve. Sometimes it's well hidden but most of the time a black "dot" or a chrome butterfly wing on the very top. They're built to be stealth so people don't abuse them, but they're there __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

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wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	so are you mad because you "can't" do a courtesy flush or because the toilet picks the time to do it and surprises you? LOL

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Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	I won't take a dump in a public toilet. FUCK THAT SHIT!