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Old 11-29-2008, 11:40 AM   #1
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Old 11-29-2008, 11:56 AM   #2
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8. Don't hang off in the corners or tuck in on the straights. Sitting sedately on the bike looks safer and reduces unwanted attention. It also provides a built-in safety margin.

I agree with this one to a point. There are alot of poorly maintained roads around here that I take plenty slow but still hang off. I like the bike upright when it has climb and descend everest.
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:32 PM   #3
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8. Don't hang off in the corners or tuck in on the straights. Sitting sedately on the bike looks safer and reduces unwanted attention. It also provides a built-in safety margin.

I agree with this one to a point. There are alot of poorly maintained roads around here that I take plenty slow but still hang off. I like the bike upright when it has climb and descend everest.
I agree. I lean (not hang) off my bike for almost every curve. But Nick wrote that in 1993.
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Old 11-29-2008, 09:58 PM   #4
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You pace your fucking self, dick.
HAH, i wasnt gonna be the one to say it. And thats coming from a guy on a Buell
(JK MArko you know i love the buell, even if the guy riding it is a douche)

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Old 11-30-2008, 01:18 AM   #5
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A medium pace?
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Old 11-30-2008, 02:38 AM   #6
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Old 11-30-2008, 09:32 AM   #7
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A medium pace?
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HAH, i wasnt gonna be the one to say it. And thats coming from a guy on a Buell
(JK MArko you know i love the buell, even if the guy riding it is a douche)

All jokes aside good find.
The guy riding my Buell is the fucking king!
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Old 11-30-2008, 09:37 AM   #8
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The guy riding my Buell is the fucking king!
I'm Carolina and I'm gay. Please suck my cock long and hard. I'm hozmoz
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Old 11-30-2008, 09:38 AM   #9
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Gross dude. I'm not like that.
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