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Old 08-12-2008, 10:59 PM   #1
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Default I was challenged to a race on the cycle on my way home from work ....

by some "ricer wanna be" in a 4 door chevy celebrity complete with wing and fart can.

He's in the left turn lane "goosing" the throttle to make it jump ( sort of ) and putting it in neutral to tach it up. He yells over " I want to race you".

As I'm laughing, I tell him "no way". He says " afraid you'll lose" ?

"No, I don't race assholes" I replied as my light turned green.

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Old 08-12-2008, 11:02 PM   #2
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what were u riding?
the zr?
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Old 08-12-2008, 11:04 PM   #3
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what were u riding?
the zr?
Yup, the ZR1100. The H1 is still on the lift waiting to be put back together .
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Old 08-12-2008, 11:06 PM   #4
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lol

shoulda told him you're a off duty cop hahaha
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Old 08-12-2008, 11:15 PM   #5
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shoulda told him you're a off duty cop hahaha
I'll remember that for next time. Good comeback
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Old 08-13-2008, 09:45 AM   #6
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Should have told him, "Let's take it to Dead Man's Curve."
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:24 AM   #7
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Lol, Did he NOT Know what you were Riding?

Musta Thought it was a moped of sorts or something.
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:34 AM   #8
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You could do what I do... sandbag to the next stop. Then put money on it.

Or smoke his ass and at the next stop tell him, "maybe next time I'll use the other 4 gears."
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:44 AM   #9
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Or, You could have just assumed he was a dumbass and payed him no mind.

I would of had to lay the smack down just to "clear the Zone" as I call it for safty's sake. Fag was more than likely drunk. It wouldn't have taken more than a thought to leave him in your side view getting very small.
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Old 08-13-2008, 01:48 PM   #10
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I normally just wave and go on whenever cagers wanted to "race" me. Unless they got a hot chick with them then I gotta lay the smack down on them and then talk shit to the honey.
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