08-12-2008, 10:59 PM | #1 |
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I was challenged to a race on the cycle on my way home from work ....
by some "ricer wanna be" in a 4 door chevy celebrity complete with wing and fart can.
He's in the left turn lane "goosing" the throttle to make it jump ( sort of ) and putting it in neutral to tach it up. He yells over " I want to race you". As I'm laughing, I tell him "no way". He says " afraid you'll lose" ? "No, I don't race assholes" I replied as my light turned green. If these kids are our future, we're doomed |
08-12-2008, 11:02 PM | #2 |
flyin high
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what were u riding?
the zr?
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08-12-2008, 11:04 PM | #3 |
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08-12-2008, 11:06 PM | #4 |
flyin high
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lol
shoulda told him you're a off duty cop hahaha
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08-12-2008, 11:15 PM | #5 |
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08-13-2008, 09:45 AM | #6 |
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Should have told him, "Let's take it to Dead Man's Curve."
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08-13-2008, 11:24 AM | #7 |
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Lol, Did he NOT Know what you were Riding?
Musta Thought it was a moped of sorts or something.
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08-13-2008, 11:34 AM | #8 |
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You could do what I do... sandbag to the next stop. Then put money on it.
Or smoke his ass and at the next stop tell him, "maybe next time I'll use the other 4 gears." |
08-13-2008, 11:44 AM | #9 |
Jesus Christ!
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Or, You could have just assumed he was a dumbass and payed him no mind.
I would of had to lay the smack down just to "clear the Zone" as I call it for safty's sake. Fag was more than likely drunk. It wouldn't have taken more than a thought to leave him in your side view getting very small.
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08-13-2008, 01:48 PM | #10 |
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I normally just wave and go on whenever cagers wanted to "race" me. Unless they got a hot chick with them then I gotta lay the smack down on them and then talk shit to the honey.
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