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Old 02-20-2009, 10:12 PM   #1
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:20 PM   #2
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:27 PM   #3
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"Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17". FML



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Old 02-20-2009, 10:38 PM   #4
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Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

Today, a child sitting next to me on the bus pointed at me and asked: "Mommy, when it's not a man and it's not a woman, what is it then?" FML

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML


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Old 02-21-2009, 10:27 AM   #7
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Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML
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Old 02-21-2009, 02:47 PM   #8
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FML is one of my favorite blogs!

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time drawing blood!". FML.
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Old 02-22-2009, 06:11 PM   #9
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guess i missed the previous thread, must've gotten lost in the rest of the massive off topic junk thats here
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Old 02-22-2009, 06:15 PM   #10
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Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML


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