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Old 02-23-2009, 04:07 PM   #11
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This all tied in with the girl I saw the night before. You will likew this visual. She comes in saying she had profuse bleeding after having sex with her BF. Now she comes in wearing tight capri jeans, fuck me heels that are like a foot high and a high cut shirt. Now it was showing some midesction and she can use a lot of butter for her rolls and those heels must have been reinforced to support that weight

Turns out it was just a small avbrasion/laceration, very anticlimactic in the end but made for good stories. Our EKG techs thought I was the hero because I got to see her nekid

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Old 02-23-2009, 04:10 PM   #12
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This all tied in with the girl I saw the night before. You will likew this visual. She comes in saying she had profuse bleeding after having sex with her BF. Now she comes in wearing tight capri jeans, fuck me heels that are like a foot high and a high cut shirt. Now it was showing some midesction and she can use a lot of butter for her rolls and those heels must have been reinforced to support that weight

Turns out it was just a small avbrasion/laceration, very anticlimactic in the end but made for good stories. Our EKG techs thought I was the hero because I got to see her nekid

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Naked non-buttered rolls?!?

Your EKG techs must be desperate!

Good story though....sounds like a typical night in ER.
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:25 PM   #13
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Naked non-buttered rolls?!?

Your EKG techs must be desperate!

Good story though....sounds like a typical night in ER.
its a black carribean thing it seems they like em as fatties

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Old 02-23-2009, 04:26 PM   #14
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its a black carribean thing it seems they like em as fatties

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They like 'em a lil thick.
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:28 PM   #15
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They like 'em a lil thick.
A lil thick is one thing but this girl was a fashion nightmare

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Old 02-23-2009, 04:31 PM   #16
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A lil thick is one thing but this girl was a fashion nightmare

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Take the clothes off and they all look the same.


Wait...don't do that!!!!
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:35 PM   #17
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Take the clothes off and they all look the same.


Wait...don't do that!!!!
I already went down that road and it was not good

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Old 02-23-2009, 04:44 PM   #18
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At least it wasn't a huge bleeding 500 pounder that seems to be your usual.
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Old 02-23-2009, 05:41 PM   #19
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I love the girls that come in drunk with no biz-ness wearing tight-ass anything. Inevitably, they are in the recovery position in my hallway, retching with their tube tops halfway down their tubby mid-sections. I just give up on modesty and cover them with a sheet.

I don't clean puke outta hair. I don't put under pants on 20 year olds. If I am feeling really nice, I'll start a line, pour in 2 liters and sober them up a little faster. That and they get to leave in their urine soaked clothing.

Oh, and we take pictures for them with their nifty cells phones.

Good times, good times.
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:02 PM   #20
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I'm still wondering about the fact the guy isn't "man enough" to handle some heat on the love stick, but he is "man enough" to come in and tell a male dr about it. OH DOC my pee pee hurts real bad!!!! I'd have had to laugh my ass off at him. Guess that's why med school wasn't for me, no compassion for retards. Ok that and about a million other reasons, but especially that one.

CBRCHICK -- that's classic, send 'em home with photos of their drunken selves splayed out in a hosp.
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