Best friggin' $12 I ever spent

Homeslice · 02-23-2009, 10:35 PM

Good Cook safe-cut can opener. NEVER slips off the can like cheap-shit openers, NEVER needs cleaning because the blade never touches the can's contents, and NEVER produces sharp edges.

Yeah I know, turn in my man card, but you know what, fuck the haters.

Available in a Target or grocery store near you

Amber Lamps · 02-23-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Good Cook safe-cut can opener. NEVER slips off the can like cheap-shit openers, NEVER needs cleaning because the blade never touches the can's contents, and NEVER produces sharp edges.

Yeah I know, turn in my man card, but you know what, fuck the haters.

Available in a Target or grocery store near you

Just tell everyone that you got it for the beer bottle opener!

Homeslice · 02-23-2009, 11:13 PM

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Just tell everyone that you got it for the beer bottle opener!

nah that's what this little guy is for

azoomm · 02-23-2009, 11:14 PM

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/756e/

Dragonpaco · 02-23-2009, 11:17 PM

i thought this was going to be a story about getting a really cheap hooker on her first day

rogue · 02-23-2009, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/756e/

I like that one!

Lamnidae · 02-24-2009, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Dragonpaco

i thought this was going to be a story about getting a really cheap hooker on her first day

bwahahahah

Homeslice · 02-24-2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dragonpaco

i thought this was going to be a story about getting a really cheap hooker on her first day

if that was the case I would have at least rounded it up to $15 for her

Dragonpaco · 02-24-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

if that was the case I would have at least rounded it up to $15 for her

doing that is how you take a first timer turning tricks to get by into a greedy ass ho

Yamerhaw · 02-24-2009, 06:05 PM

i've got about the same can opener, that son of a bitch sure can open a can!

that's about as excited as i can get about it, but it does function well

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02-24-2009, 06:05 PM	#10
Yamerhaw Country Boy Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hicktown in NC Moto: 07 R1 Posts: 797	i've got about the same can opener, that son of a bitch sure can open a can! that's about as excited as i can get about it, but it does function well __________________ “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.