Hover Hands?

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by derf

The things I learned from a strip joint: You paid your money, the goods are there to be touched

Things I learnt in a strip joint: You only do that sort of thing in the dives, unless you want to be wearing a dumpster.

[derf]

If a girl comes and sits on my lap, damn skippy, my hand is on her hip. The forbbiden places that get you kicked out are between any cracks, tits (unless you pay extra), and the neck. Everything else is pretty much fair game, and you can usually get a good layer of hand lotion on your hands after as a bonus

[Dave]

Originally Posted by derf

If a girl comes and sits on my lap, damn skippy, my hand is on her hip. The forbbiden places that get you kicked out are between any cracks, tits (unless you pay extra), and the neck. Everything else is pretty much fair game, and you can usually get a good layer of hand lotion on your hands after as a bonus

Can usually get a good hand through her hair when you go to speak to her. Especially if its a loud club

[Amorok]

Originally Posted by derf

If a girl comes and sits on my lap, damn skippy, my hand is on her hip. The forbbiden places that get you kicked out are between any cracks, tits (unless you pay extra), and the neck. Everything else is pretty much fair game, and you can usually get a good layer of hand lotion on your hands after as a bonus

And a fuck-ton of glitter that NEVER COMES OFF.