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Old 07-22-2009, 08:45 PM   #31
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Yea I'd imagine that once you get the knob past the sphincter, it could clamp back down and be rather difficult to remove.
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Old 07-22-2009, 08:59 PM   #32
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Yea I'd imagine that once you get the knob past the sphincter, it could clamp back down and be rather difficult to remove.
Why is that you're the only one who thought of putting the door knob in his ass?

Nevermind, I don't want to know.


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Old 07-22-2009, 09:22 PM   #33
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Why is that you're the only one who thought of putting the door knob in his ass?

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Yea well, I'm not the one who suggested fucking one in the first place so....

I guess MY dick is just slightly too large to even consider sticking it in a key hole.
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Old 07-22-2009, 09:23 PM   #34
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Nothing like starting shit then running off to work.

I didn't mean to trash anyone here. Like Tigger said, it's my fault for opening the thread. I will refrain from looking at the sensational anymore, will probably keep my blood pressure lower.
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Old 07-22-2009, 09:26 PM   #35
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I guess MY dick is just slightly too large to even consider sticking it in a key hole.
So is my cat's dick, but you don't see him bragging about it on the internet, now do you?

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Old 07-22-2009, 09:30 PM   #36
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So is my cat's dick, but you don't see him bragging about it on the internet, now do you?

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Um... having a dick larger than a keyhole isn't something to brag about... not in my opinion anyway... Oh and not all door knobs even have keyholes so please explain in what way was I supposed to take you suggestion?
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You people have been waiting all day for me to post, haven't you?
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Old 07-22-2009, 09:37 PM   #38
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Um... having a dick larger than a keyhole isn't something to brag about... not in my opinion anyway... Oh and not all door knobs even have keyholes so please explain in what way was I supposed to take you suggestion?
Hey, all I said was "go fuck a door knob".

How you want to do it, is entirely up to you.
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Old 07-22-2009, 09:47 PM   #39
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Nothing like starting shit then running off to work.

I didn't mean to trash anyone here. Like Tigger said, it's my fault for opening the thread. I will refrain from looking at the sensational anymore, will probably keep my blood pressure lower.
Yeah me too... Maybe Trip will do us a favor...
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You people have been waiting all day for me to post, haven't you?
Hey you're one of my favorite posters...so yeah!
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