What does your bike say about your personality?

askmrjesus · 05-04-2010, 04:39 PM

1. Your age, location and profession.

2043, everywhere, personal savior.

3. Thoughts about working for a car share although you prefer riding bikes.

I don't know, what's it pay?

4. Your current bike's make and model. Describe how it looks, sounds, feels.

Ducati, black, loud, fast, uncomfortable.

5. Your first bike and how you got it.

1974 Norton 850 Commando, gave a guy some money.

6. Your ideal bike.

Ducati, black, loud, faster, uncomfortable.

7. Do you fit the personality most often associated with whichever category of bike you have? Do the personalities of others you know fit their bikes' categories?

Yes. I'm a snotty elitist asshole, and snotty elitist assholes ride Ducatis.

Yes. They're all squids or fags or engineers.

8. What does a bike say about its owner?

Simple:

Ducati: Asshole
Harley: Fag
Suzuki: Squid
Kawasaki: Squid who likes the color of South American tree frogs.
Honda: Boring soulless squid.
Yamaha: Squid again.
BMW: Nerdy engineering type motherfuckers, who buy their camping gear at REI, and have wives named Gladys.

JC

Particle Man · 05-04-2010, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

8. What does a bike say about its owner?

Simple:

Ducati: Asshole
Harley: Fag
Suzuki: Squid
Kawasaki: Squid who likes the color of South American tree frogs.
Honda: Boring soulless squid.
Yamaha: Squid again.
BMW: Nerdy engineering type motherfuckers, who buy their camping gear at REI, and have wives named Gladys.

JC

05-04-2010, 04:39 PM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	1. Your age, location and profession. 2043, everywhere, personal savior. 3. Thoughts about working for a car share although you prefer riding bikes. I don't know, what's it pay? 4. Your current bike's make and model. Describe how it looks, sounds, feels. Ducati, black, loud, fast, uncomfortable. 5. Your first bike and how you got it. 1974 Norton 850 Commando, gave a guy some money. 6. Your ideal bike. Ducati, black, loud, faster, uncomfortable. 7. Do you fit the personality most often associated with whichever category of bike you have? Do the personalities of others you know fit their bikes' categories? Yes. I'm a snotty elitist asshole, and snotty elitist assholes ride Ducatis. Yes. They're all squids or fags or engineers. 8. What does a bike say about its owner? Simple: Ducati: Asshole Harley: Fag Suzuki: Squid Kawasaki: Squid who likes the color of South American tree frogs. Honda: Boring soulless squid. Yamaha: Squid again. BMW: Nerdy engineering type motherfuckers, who buy their camping gear at REI, and have wives named Gladys. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.