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Old 12-07-2009, 07:14 AM   #1
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There's always an override button on the valve. Sometimes it's well hidden but most of the time a black "dot" or a chrome butterfly wing on the very top. They're built to be stealth so people don't abuse them, but they're there
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:14 AM   #2
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There's always an override button on the valve. Sometimes it's well hidden but most of the time a black "dot" or a chrome butterfly wing on the very top. They're built to be stealth so people don't abuse them, but they're there
Yep...one of the first things I look for before I sit down...well after confirming there is toilet paper and the toilet area itself isn't a pigsty.
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:27 AM   #3
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I won't take a dump in a public toilet. FUCK THAT SHIT!
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:29 AM   #4
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I won't take a dump in a public toilet. FUCK THAT SHIT!
Not even at work? You are violating one of the work rules.

Never shit at home, never sweat at work.
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:31 AM   #5
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Not even at work? You are violating one of the work rules.

Never shit at home, never sweat at work.
Rarely, I'll wait if I can, but If I can't, it's a stack of TP on the seat 5 layers thick.
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:39 AM   #6
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Rarely, I'll wait if I can, but If I can't, it's a stack of TP on the seat 5 layers thick.
Lysol is your friend. We keep lysol in the can at work. Spray it down before you sit.

I am shitting at work as I type.
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:43 AM   #7
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Lysol is your friend. We keep lysol in the can at work. Spray it down before you sit.

I am shitting at work as I type.
Good for you.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:01 PM   #8
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Lysol is your friend. We keep lysol in the can at work. Spray it down before you sit.

I am shitting at work as I type.
If there are cleaners around I will clean it and then put tp around the seat.

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Lysol is your friend. We keep lysol in the can at work. Spray it down before you sit.

I am shitting at work as I type.
I assume you're doing this on your phone......But are you also one of those guys who brings their laptop in with them?
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Not even at work? You are violating one of the work rules.

Never shit at home, never sweat at work.
FYI...an 11 minute shit each day at work will add up to a weeks vacation at the end of the year.
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