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Old 08-14-2008, 12:15 PM   #1
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you and gunther would of been scary to ride with if you two ever rode together
I think its MI. There isnt much for fun if your not doing 140 plus on the E-way. And the cops are so easy to spot if your lookin'. At least it is to me. But I am a human Radar. I can spot a fly on a cow's ass 2 miles out. And judge his rate of desent upon said cow butt...
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Old 08-14-2008, 10:31 PM   #2
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Gunther?? HMMMM... ok
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:17 AM   #3
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HaHa. :bump:

Im full of shit... But it makes me laugh.
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:25 AM   #4
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I think its MI. There isnt much for fun if your not doing 140 plus on the E-way. And the cops are so easy to spot if your lookin'. At least it is to me. But I am a human Radar. I can spot a fly on a cow's ass 2 miles out. And judge his rate of desent upon said cow butt...
I do triple digits on the back roads every day on my 10 mile commute back and forth to work, no bullshit. I routinely hit 111(indicated) on a stretch of road. Of course it only takes a few seconds (second gear)to get to that speed.
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:43 AM   #5
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Theres just something about Speed that Brings me Closer to God...

If Jesus ever comes back I think he will Ride a Suzuki...
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:49 AM   #6
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Theres just something about Speed that Brings me Closer to God...

If Jesus ever comes back I think he will Ride a Suzuki...
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Old 08-15-2008, 03:00 PM   #7
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Theres just something about Speed that Brings me Closer to God...

If Jesus ever comes back I think he will Ride a Suzuki...
Nope. Jesus would ride a BMW. Why do you think that the sky color is blue and the cloud color is white?
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Anyway, I just got challenged last night by some young kid in a slammed & tricked out WRX (it got all sorts of gauges mounted on the A pillar). I wasn't gonna do anything but he did have a cute blondie passenger so I had to lay the smackdown on his ass.

Why is it that these ricers think that they can outrun a motorcycle? His respond at the next light was, "I didn't know that dirt bikes go that fast?!!"

Well, normally they don't unless they pack a watercooled 1000-cc V-twin. Hehe.
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Anyway, I just got challenged last night by some young kid in a slammed & tricked out WRX (it got all sorts of gauges mounted on the A pillar). I wasn't gonna do anything but he did have a cute blondie passenger so I had to lay the smackdown on his ass.

Why is it that these ricers think that they can outrun a motorcycle? His respond at the next light was, "I didn't know that dirt bikes go that fast?!!"

Well, normally they don't unless they pack a watercooled 1000-cc V-twin. Hehe.
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Anyway, I just got challenged last night by some young kid in a slammed & tricked out WRX (it got all sorts of gauges mounted on the A pillar). I wasn't gonna do anything but he did have a cute blondie passenger so I had to lay the smackdown on his ass.

Why is it that these ricers think that they can outrun a motorcycle? His respond at the next light was, "I didn't know that dirt bikes go that fast?!!"

Well, normally they don't unless they pack a watercooled 1000-cc V-twin. Hehe.
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