scooter squids at the beach are hilarious

i dont always assume they're gay when i see em seperatly, just dumb. cuz ususally for the price of a brand new vespa, they coulda got a nice used motorcycle.

im lookin 4 a pocketbike so i can drag knee in the parking lot, and a scooter for the track. wont be a vespa though.

leather suit on a vespa would be hilarious as well

That's what I was thinking.

It isn't the wheels that make the man :wink:

Forget the scooter. There are plenty of young ladies already on scooters in my neighborhood.

But I can't believe how many young women want to ride a motorcycle. I'm in a store in my leathers and a lady asks if I'm on a motorcycle. I say yes and ask her if she rides. She says no, but her brother/father/uncle rides or rode. Being happily married, I tell her about the beginner classes in the area that supply helmets and a bike to learn on. This happens often. And these women are half my age or younger, and I'm way past being a young stud anymore.

If I were single, I would say I have a spare helmet on the bike if she would like to go for a ride when she gets off work. This shows how caring and safety-minded I am. Then I would dash home and actually get another helmet.

hahahaha

If $100 bills flow out the exhaust every time you rev it, you're in luck. Now I have to clown on you because you're trying to buy a scooter to pull chicks. Desperate much? Just buy a hooker and be done with it.

I was thinking a gym membership... I mean really I don't know you but from what I know of all the cool shit you have and the money you must make to afford it....well I'd think pussy would be the least of your problems!

Well, to tell you guys and gals the truth, I kinda like that red Vespa. But I can't justify buying it unless I have a damn good reason. It sure as hell isn't the performance (my SR50 Factory outcorner most stock scooters), and it's tough trying to "man up" to ride a red Vespa, so I figure maybe chicks'll dig it or something and use that as an excuse.:idk:

Here's your excuse...

:bigrofl:

:ty::ty: I'll be here all week....