2 times this year...good ones to :(

5 all together :zowned:

*knocks wood*

Never. But I've been bucked off, stepped on, and thrown off more horses than you can count so maybe I already got all my crashing out of the way! :lol:

Falling off the mall carousel don't count :loser:

Twice on street. One lowside and one riding pillion with a friend in the rain. 200 plus foot slide with nothing more than superficial rash that bruised. My friend had no injuries, but his bike was totaled. :(

Does rear-ending a Florida State Trooper count?

You stop picking on me!!! :cry:







:gary:redflip

Depends on the size of the dildo.

Stop being easily pick-able :lol:

Well, it was a female Trooper :diitb:

The sequel...

2 girls, 1 squad car

On the street . . . zero

In the dirt . . . ???????? Broke a few bike parts, but I haven't suffered any serious injuries so far.