Obviously nobody wanted to search

that thing coulda been lost in there for years.

A guy at my work just got out of jail and was talking about some of the crap he had to do. He said that when they come in from the outside they line them up in 30x30 room and have them strip naked and line up against the wall. Then they make them cough which I guess causes stuff up the ass to fall out.

I found out how the drugs are smuggled in (or one of the ways). When a prisoner has to do work detail they'll have friends drop drugs off in balloons. They'll pick the balloon up and a warm soda their friend threw out also. They'll chug the soda down really fast so it foams n the stomach and then they swallow the balloon. When they get back they chug another soda and then stick their finger down the throat and throw it up. Said one guy had a balloon bust with pot in it and he puked for 3 days straight.

What I am curious about is why would you smuggle a pistol in that far and then confess it to the cops? I'd keep the bitch and be the king of the jail.

Which is less disturbing than the half-eaten ham sandwich that was in there with it.

A fat man ain't gonna forget no sammich

It was a callback to a possible urban legend about a fat lady losing a sandwich in a fat roll and going to the doctor weeks later because of a burning sensation which turned out to be the molding sandwich irritating her skin.