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HurricaneHeather 01-18-2010 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 321426)
Sweet! What about Coach? Oh is it okay to own a $300 handbag as long as it says "Coach" on it? Before you answer realize that I'll bet that several of your "sisters" here either own or want to own a Coach handbag... unless they've reached the "sour grapes" stage.
No. Just Ed Hardy.

You know that I think more about it, I would create false documents that said my mom was an illegal immigrant and have her deported to Haiti.

Amber Lamps 01-18-2010 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather (Post 321427)
No. Just Ed Hardy.

You know that I think more about it, I would create false documents that said my mom was an illegal immigrant and have her deported to Haiti.
Okay, now I'm confused. What's so terrible about Ed Hardy? If a guy buys a pair of $400 Versace jeans he's not a douche but a $100 pair of EH= instant douche? What difference does it make?

HurricaneHeather 01-18-2010 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 321430)
Okay, now I'm confused. What's so terrible about Ed Hardy? If a guy buys a pair of $400 Versace jeans he's not a douche but a $100 pair of EH= instant douche? What difference does it make?
The difference is I don't like Ed Hardy.

In fact, when I take over the world I am going to order searches of everyone's closets and if they own Ed Hardy stuff, they are going to be made to live in an enclosed ghetto. I will call it Doucheland.

unknownroad 01-18-2010 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 320431)
Side note, I had my eyes checked about a month ago. I had to get the pupils dialated. Well, doc said to wear sunglasses for a while. Went into the mall wearing them. I had to take them off and deal with the bright ass light. I felt like such a douche wearing the shades in doors.
Deliberately inconveniencing yourself because you're afraid of fitting the douchebag stereotype? Fail redflip

I feel that the flowchart is missing an important element- hair gel. From what I've seen, a hairdo you can bounce a golf ball off of (particularly the fauxhawk) is a douchebag essential.

azoomm 01-18-2010 03:06 PM
Tigger,

If you have to look for the definition of said status... look up youradouche :nee:

Ed Hardy isn't anywhere near the category of Coach. There is a difference between spending money for the sake of spending money - or spending money because you get what you pay for. There are times to spend, and times to save. You seriously can't tell the difference between label and elegance?

Amber Lamps 01-18-2010 04:38 PM
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Tigger,

If you have to look for the definition of said status... look up youradouche :nee:

Ed Hardy isn't anywhere near the category of Coach. There is a difference between spending money for the sake of spending money - or spending money because you get what you pay for. There are times to spend, and times to save. You seriously can't tell the difference between label and elegance?
Thank you! So Ed Hardy is overpriced junk but this $700 purse is totally worth it?...

azoomm 01-18-2010 04:46 PM
Right, and men should wear glitter?

Amber Lamps 01-18-2010 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 321518)
Right, and men should wear glitter?
Who's wearing glitter? Now if you own EH clothes, you are suddenly required to wear glitter? Huh? I missed that meeting....

azoomm 01-18-2010 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 321531)
Who's wearing glitter? Now if you own EH clothes, you are suddenly required to wear glitter? Huh? I missed that meeting....
Much of authentic Ed Hardy clothing has rhinestones...

http://edhardyshop.com/categories/ed...lin-shirt.html

niiiiiiiiiiccccee

Homeslice 01-18-2010 06:07 PM
:lol:


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