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Jessica Simpson's dog snatched by coyote

* Story Highlights
* Jessica Simpson tweeted that her dog was taken by a coyote right in front of her
* Anyone with information should e-mail findingmissdaisy@gmail.com
* The singer's Twitter followers expressed their support and prayers
* Simpson is offering a reward for her 5-year-old maltipoo

By Michael Y. Park

(People.com) -- Jessica Simpson's beloved maltipoo Daisy was grabbed by a wild coyote that then vanished with the small dog, the singer wrote via Twitter Monday night.

"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!" she Tweeted.

The message, which also offered a reward, asked that anyone with information about the caramel-colored pup e-mail this address, findingmissdaisy@gmail.com.

A slew of followers left messages for Simpson on Twitter.

"I'm praying that you find her and she was able to defend herself. My heart hurts for you, I'm an animal lover and it's like losing a family member," wrote @healincomfort.

"Pooor thing:( I hope you can find her- I cant believe it," wrote @barbshadow.

Simpson, 29, has offered a reward to anyone who can reunite her with her 5-year-old, caramel-colored dog.




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She is just as retarded as ever.

A reward? :lol

I was thinking of showing up with a bag of coyote poop but decided against it.

Any info on where this allegedly happened?

Dogs taste delicious.

This is "news?" :lol:

A coyote took it. Coyotes don't (to my knowledge) watch CNN. No, instead, thry occupy themselves with more worthwhile endeavors, like eating maltipoos. So who the hell does she think is going to bring her dog back? :lol:


(mind you, it's sad she lost her dog, I feel badly for anyone who loses a fur-child, but even if she were still 'relevant,' this wouldn't qualify as news.... :rofl:)

I'm interested in seeing pics or vids or a pack of wild coyotes sitting around a big ass TV watching CNN-HD. :lol:

creepy

No kidding.

I was thinking more along the lines of scraping up some week old flattened and scambled roadkill. :lol:

reminds me of joey's ?? somebody had a chihauhau taken by an eagle..........lol


eating it in the tree in ft of the kids..........:snort:

That happened on that last Sandra Bullock chick flick that I had to suffer through. I think it was the proposal or something. It was hilarious, it was some stupid white purse dog though.

Coyotes don't watch CNN.

They are veracious readers though.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/98...ading_book.jpg

:lol: Nicely played.

:dvrofl:

:shrug: Meh, what can I say... I have my moments... :lol:

snort

Oh holy shit... :lol

the whole reward thing is awesome!:lol:

I just have to say, this thread is full of win. Between Marko and shmike, I cannot stop :rofl:

I bet Tony Romo put the coyote up to it :lol:

Tom

She should get a Pit.

NSFW (Lang)

http://s278.photobucket.com/albums/k...current=RR.flv

JC

It just goes to show just how much of a dog eat dog world it really is in Hollywood.

It must be especially ruff on Simpson, seeing how she's always hounded by the press.

JC

Oh gawd.... :rofl: make it stop!!! My sides hurt!! :dvrofl:

Holy shit that fucking hilarious where did you dig that up from.

Tom

this is why you dont buy little purse sized portable poop factories

sure, when you are trying like hell not to report on the government, acorn, and the 9/12'ers ;) :lol:

Wow, coyote took it and she thinks she'll get it back. Wow, just wow.

This thread is great.

Wonder if a good samaritain coyote will report the kidnapping. LOL

Coyote 1) Care for another Malti-poo?
Coyote 2) No thanks, it seems one's always quite enough.
Coyote 1) Kinda tastes like chicken...or is it Tuna?