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JC

If he was there for months, how did he...nevermind. I've decided I don't wanna know.

:lmao: :lmao:

Its in the article man, says he just went in the chair.

I'm surprised the liberals aren't using this to push their health care agenda.

How do you go from 550lbs in March to over 800 6 months later without the other fat spouse feeding the shit outta him?

And how come he couldn't afford health insurance but he could afford enough food to gain more weight than I weigh?

800 / me = 5.925925926 me's.

Nutrition knowledge fail.

Highly caloric but nutrient bare food is the hallmark of the poor person's diet.

That is why there are so many poor and obese (something that may sound inherently incongruous to those like yourself, ignorant of this).

He'd have to gain roughly 1.5lbs a day to gain that much weight in 6 months. That's a shit ton of food and even if you lived off of little debbies and the McDonald's dollar menu you'd still probably spend 3x as much on food as I would and would probably be the equivilent as if I ate at Applebees for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (just a giant waste of money).

I saw no mention of a job and I wouldn't be suprised if he lived off of food stamps too. Plus why should I, a healthy person who runs, bikes, and eats somewhat healthy pay for that fat fucks healthcare?

Well he felt god would heal him, see that worked out rather well.

Tom

God probably tried but at infinite years old you get back problems.

He should have got his good for nuttin son jesus to help him but I think hes too busy posting on some MC site :lol:

Tom

Sounds like he DIDN'T go :idk:

We're not helping anyone who's too fucking stupid to get out of a chair for 8 months.

The meek shall inherit the earth, not nasty fatties who sit in their own dookie.

JC

Cant blame ya, but the second they pry one out thats still alive and bring it to my ER were going to have problems :lol:

Tom

Sucks to be you. :lol:

Why do you think we only take souls?

JC

Easier to carry I guess. :lol:

how bout this, they can come in but keep the ones with the stinky vaginas out and let someone else deal with those.

Tom

I'll run it by the Old Man, but your stinky vagina stories make the twisted fucker laugh, so, no promises.

JC

Praise him.

We aint praising anyone till I get a promise of not having to look at 500 pound stinky vaginas :lol:

Tom

What's the weight/size limit for CT scans? That's what I'll probably be dealing with in a few years.

When my dad got his cat scanned, he had to wait cause a fatty lady got stuck in it. The bed slid out but she was still inside. I forgot how they got her out.


Stinky vaginas FTL. I hear jokes all the time about guys wanting to be gynocologist but then I remind them most women probably dont go in until they have a problem. Then add the fatties on top of them. Things that make you go. :ds:

Ours will go up to 500 pounds, I did sneak a 525 pounder in and it worked. Cant see much on the scan though you get a lot of artifact because of all the fat the rays have to travel through.

Tom

How much did your dad pay to get his cat scanned?

I bet that's expensive.

JC

Not really.

Due to lack of health coverage, a number of people have started doing it at home to save money:

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