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askmrjesus 01-27-2010 11:33 AM

S. Carolina delivers!
 
The lolz. :lol:

"[My grandmother] told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that. And so what you've got to do is you've got to curtail that type of behavior. They don't know any better."

-- SC Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer, on government assistance...

It makes perfect sense. If you stop providing school lunches, poor kids will starve to death before they are old enough to breed.

JC

Kaneman 01-27-2010 11:46 AM

Saw that on Colbert last night. Hilarious!

He did come back and clarify his statements by saying, "I have nothing against animals"

hahahahahahaha

shmike 01-27-2010 11:48 AM

What was the context of the quote?

Homeslice 01-27-2010 11:49 AM

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/01...y6139186.shtml

shmike 01-27-2010 11:52 AM

Thanks 'slice.

Quote:

Bauer made the comment as part of an argument that people should lose government benefits if they fail drug tests or don't attend parent-teacher conferences or PTA meetings.

"Look folks, if you receive goods or services from the government and you don't attend a parent-teacher conference, bam, you lose your benefits," he said. In a follow-up story, the Greenville News reports that Bauer said "he would penalize only adults and that he never advocated taking away a child's free or reduced-price lunch. His speech was about breaking the cycle of dependence on government aid, he said."

Trip 01-27-2010 11:53 AM

I feel the same way about Haiti.

Darwin ftmfw.

defector 01-27-2010 12:04 PM

Isn't this the same state where the Governor flew to Argentina to get a piece of ass?

askmrjesus 01-27-2010 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by defector (Post 325689)
Isn't this the same state where the Governor flew to Argentina to get a piece of ass?

Yep. :lol:


Bauer made the comment as part of an argument that people should lose government benefits if they fail drug tests or don't attend parent-teacher conferences or PTA meetings.

"Look folks, if you receive goods or services from the government and you don't attend a parent-teacher conference, bam, you lose your benefits," he said. In a follow-up story, the Greenville News reports that Bauer said "he would penalize only adults and that he never advocated taking away a child's free or reduced-price lunch. His speech was about breaking the cycle of dependence on government aid, he said."

Follow up, as in, trying to cover your ass after exposing yourself as a complete douchebag.

JC

Homeslice 01-27-2010 12:21 PM

Quote:

"Look folks, if you receive goods or services from the government and you don't attend a parent-teacher conference, bam, you lose your benefits," he said. In a follow-up story, the Greenville News reports that Bauer said "he would penalize only adults and that he never advocated taking away a child's free or reduced-price lunch. His speech was about breaking the cycle of dependence on government aid, he said."
How does he propose to penalize the adults, then? And who is collecting exact attendance records at PTA meetings anyway?

t-homo 01-27-2010 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus (Post 325696)
Yep. :lol:


Bauer made the comment as part of an argument that people should lose government benefits if they fail drug tests or don't attend parent-teacher conferences or PTA meetings.

"Look folks, if you receive goods or services from the government and you don't attend a parent-teacher conference, bam, you lose your benefits," he said. In a follow-up story, the Greenville News reports that Bauer said "he would penalize only adults and that he never advocated taking away a child's free or reduced-price lunch. His speech was about breaking the cycle of dependence on government aid, he said."

Follow up, as in, trying to cover your ass after exposing yourself as a complete douchebag.

JC

Being a douchebag for being a politician ballsy enough to say what millions of people across the country say, even if it maybe isn't the most politically correct? Makes sense.

askmrjesus 01-27-2010 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 325714)
Being a douchebag for being a politician ballsy enough to say what millions of people across the country say, even if it maybe isn't the most politically correct? Makes sense.

Let's recap:

1. Compares poor people to stray animals.

2. Implies that kids should lose their lunch money, if their parents don't attend PTA meetings. (Mind you, this is in a state with one of the worst, and under-funded, school systems in the country).

3. Later says he "has nothing against animals". :lol:

4. Claims remark was taken out of context. Don't they all...

Add it all up, spells douchebag to me.

JC

MILK 01-27-2010 01:01 PM

I don't live in SC but I work in SC. The town I work in brags about having the 'best schools in SC.' Considering SC ranks so low nationally, what are they really saying? :lol:

t-homo 01-27-2010 01:01 PM

He may have been a little extreme in his comparison, but I agree with his overall point about cutting back welfare.

shmike 01-27-2010 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 325732)
He may have been a little extreme in his comparison, but I agree with his overall point about cutting back welfare.


Don't back-pedal now, Nancy.

Be a man, t.

Say it with me: I agree with his statement.

Period.

CasterTroy 01-27-2010 01:40 PM

He's right

It's time to knock the freeloaders off welfare :idk: they've been hitching a free ride for way too long

http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/a...4/8445d5c5.jpg



"nothing against birds" of course :D

karl_1052 01-27-2010 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus (Post 325730)
Let's recap:

1. Compares poor people to stray animals.

Where is PETA when you need them.:lol:

Tmall 01-27-2010 01:53 PM

You should only get benefits for so long, and only so many times. After that, you're on your own.

CasterTroy 01-27-2010 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tmall (Post 325762)
You should only get benefits for so long, and only so many times. After that, you're on your own.

We're on 6th generation lifetime recipients now….where they are now so educated on the loopholes it’s a money MAKING process.

dReWpY 01-27-2010 01:57 PM

I agree with his statement, ppl should not be allowed to skate through life on the coat tails of the rich, that being said I am for the goverment stepping in and trying aid the situation, but the ppl must want to be helped for to to be successful, there in lies the problem

wildchild 01-27-2010 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tmall (Post 325762)
You should only get benefits for so long, and only so many times. After that, you're on your own.

one set amount no "bonus money" for extra kids. one kid or twenty you all get the same.

$100 bonus if you have no kids.

askmrjesus 01-27-2010 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 325732)
He may have been a little extreme in his comparison, but I agree with his overall point about cutting back welfare.

So do I, but school lunches? Really?

JC

tommymac 01-27-2010 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 325766)
I agree with his statement, ppl should not be allowed to skate through life on the coat tails of the rich, that being said I am for the goverment stepping in and trying aid the situation, but the ppl must want to be helped for to to be successful, there in lies the problem

Thats where it becomes tough for the people wh need/can use it to help them get back on thier feet., as opposed to the ones who just want to leetch off of the govt and not get a real job.

askmrjesus 01-27-2010 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karl_1052 (Post 325757)
Where is PETA when you need them.:lol:

Last I heard, they were in Canada, throwing TOFU pies at your officials. :lol:

JC

Tmall 01-27-2010 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CasterTroy (Post 325764)
We're on 6th generation lifetime recipients now….where they are now so educated on the loopholes it’s a money MAKING process.

I have family who live this life. I know people slightly older than me with six kids.

It makes me angry because there are people who need it, and they get screwed and looked down upon because lazy people work the system for everything they can get..

Trip 01-27-2010 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tmall (Post 325762)
You should only get benefits for so long, and only so many times. After that, you're on your own.

Good lord even the Canadian gets it...

CasterTroy 01-27-2010 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tmall (Post 325779)

It makes me angry because there are people who need it, and they get screwed and looked down upon because lazy people work the system for everything they can get..

My mom worked for the Child support enforcement division of social services for 37 years......in her time she saw many faces, but she could keep track of a lot of them. The ones that worked the system would have 6-8 kids starting when they were 13-15....give one to their mom, sister, aunt....etc, so THEY could get support and welfare, and sure enough, when THAT child turned 13-15 they would start producing little profit-sharing generators themselves. It’s a racket and it’s all these people know how to do. It needs to be stopped. But NOW….whoever stops it will be accused of taking food from the mouths of babies. Fuggin ridiculous!

pauldun170 01-27-2010 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CasterTroy (Post 325753)
He's right

It's time to knock the freeloaders off welfare :idk: they've been hitching a free ride for way too long

http://i942.photobucket.com/albums/a...4/8445d5c5.jpg



"nothing against birds" of course :D

He's not a freeloader.
He's the pilot.

CasterTroy 01-27-2010 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 325813)
He's not a freeloader.
He's the pilot.

shhhhh....you're messing up the chorus


Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
And this bird you can not change.

pauldun170 01-27-2010 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CasterTroy (Post 325816)
shhhhh....you're messing up the chorus


Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
And this bird you can not change.

asshole...
Now I have it stuck in my head (that and the scene from Forest Gump)

smileyman 01-27-2010 04:59 PM

Cant pass a drug test, no soup for you. No food stamps, no govt cheese, no WIC, no unemployment.
Dont have a comment on the douche from SC, i dont care BUT
If i have to stay clean and sober and working to pay my taxes you should do the same to collect benefits.

101lifts2 01-28-2010 04:12 PM

There is alot of merit to the quote....

unknownroad 01-29-2010 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 325680)
Darwin ftmfw.

Unfortunately we've turned natural selection on its head, which is why this country is going downhill so fast. :idk:

z06boy 01-29-2010 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 325864)
Cant pass a drug test, no soup for you. No food stamps, no govt cheese, no WIC, no unemployment.
Dont have a comment on the douche from SC, i dont care BUT
If i have to stay clean and sober and working to pay my taxes you should do the same to collect benefits.

So true


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