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pauldun170 02-03-2010 10:52 AM

Be careful ladies
 
No blow jobs during knife fights

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/di...us-conception/

askmrjesus 02-03-2010 10:56 AM

"The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina"

I like to keep on top of stuff like that too...

JC

CasterTroy 02-03-2010 11:07 AM

Quote:

The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.
:rockwoot:

derf 02-03-2010 04:47 PM

girl with no vag still got pregnant
 
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellnes...ory?id=9732562


A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm.


A woman with a birth defect that left her without a vagina still got pregnant after she was stabbed shortly following oral sex with her partner. Doctors say the bittersweet story shows the incredible survival of sperm.
(Getty Images)
In 1988, a 15-year-old girl living in the small southern African nation of Lesotho came to local doctors with all the symptoms of a woman in labor. But the doctors were quickly puzzled because, upon examination, she didn't have a vagina.

"Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple," so doctors delivered a healthy baby boy via Caesarean, the authors wrote in a case report published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology.

Her birth defect -- called Mullerian agenesis or Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome -- didn't necessarily surprise doctors, but her pregnancy did. Even the 15-year-old girl could not believe she was pregnant.



Yet by looking at her records the hospital staff realized the young woman was in the hospital 278 days earlier with a knife wound to her stomach. The average pregnancy lasts 280 days. After interviews, they gathered that "Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practiced fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued."


The girl arrived at the hospital with an empty stomach -- and therefore with little stomach acid around -- and doctors found two holes from a stab wound that opened her stomach up to her abdominal cavity. The case report said doctors washed her stomach out with a salt solution and stitched her up.

"A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract," the authors wrote.

Infertility experts note the story, which resurfaced on a Discovery magazine blog, is not only a testament to Murphy's Law but one to arguably nature's most impressive swimmers: sperm.

CrazyKell 02-03-2010 04:49 PM

So she really had a baby in her belly!

Rider 02-03-2010 04:52 PM

And see, who would have thought blowing your load on her face was practicing safe sex?

Rider 02-03-2010 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ConventionalKell (Post 331239)
So she really had a baby in her belly!

No the knife would allowed the sperm to gain assess to her uterus.

smileyman 02-03-2010 05:00 PM

Good thing to know the next time i get into a knife fight after receiving head from a partially starved woman with no vagina...

Anyone miss that she had 2 boyfriends even w/o a coochie? Talk about an overachiever...

karl_1052 02-03-2010 05:01 PM

How can a chick with no vagina have two boyfriends?:?:

:diitb:???

pauldun170 02-03-2010 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 331237)
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellnes...ory?id=9732562


A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm.


A woman with a birth defect that left her without a vagina still got pregnant after she was stabbed shortly following oral sex with her partner. Doctors say the bittersweet story shows the incredible survival of sperm.
(Getty Images)
In 1988, a 15-year-old girl living in the small southern African nation of Lesotho came to local doctors with all the symptoms of a woman in labor. But the doctors were quickly puzzled because, upon examination, she didn't have a vagina.

"Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple," so doctors delivered a healthy baby boy via Caesarean, the authors wrote in a case report published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology.

Her birth defect -- called Mullerian agenesis or Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome -- didn't necessarily surprise doctors, but her pregnancy did. Even the 15-year-old girl could not believe she was pregnant.



Yet by looking at her records the hospital staff realized the young woman was in the hospital 278 days earlier with a knife wound to her stomach. The average pregnancy lasts 280 days. After interviews, they gathered that "Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practiced fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued."


The girl arrived at the hospital with an empty stomach -- and therefore with little stomach acid around -- and doctors found two holes from a stab wound that opened her stomach up to her abdominal cavity. The case report said doctors washed her stomach out with a salt solution and stitched her up.

"A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract," the authors wrote.

Infertility experts note the story, which resurfaced on a Discovery magazine blog, is not only a testament to Murphy's Law but one to arguably nature's most impressive swimmers: sperm.


Wonder if she's related to REPOST

t-homo 02-03-2010 05:06 PM

A frame.

smileyman 02-03-2010 05:09 PM

See Pauldunn's 'Be careful ladies' post.

Dont worry Kell, wouldnt stab you!

Rider 02-03-2010 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 331254)
Wonder if she's related to REPOST

:lol

smileyman 02-03-2010 05:12 PM

Merge Threads Please, this bears discussion...

Rider 02-03-2010 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 331265)
Merge Threads Please, this bears discussion...

Done.

smileyman 02-03-2010 05:20 PM

So how good does a blow job have to be to get stabbed over it??

How many cattle were exchanged and to whom? I mean is a stab wound worth X cattle? A blow job worth X calves? Maybe it was in lieu of child support?

derf 02-03-2010 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun69 (Post 331254)
Wonder if she's related to REPOST


Naw, mine was ABC

Dave 02-03-2010 05:28 PM

ok ill be the guy to ask the obvious and disgusting question, she has no vagina...and shes ovulating... Where the fuck does her monthly yuck go? How has she lived this long without dying of PID?

EpyonXero 02-03-2010 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karl_1052 (Post 331252)
How can a chick with no vagina have two boyfriends?:?:

:diitb:???

Was wondering about this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 331275)
So how good does a blow job have to be to get stabbed over it??

How many cattle were exchanged and to whom? I mean is a stab wound worth X cattle? A blow job worth X calves? Maybe it was in lieu of child support?

She must be a champion knob slobber, its the only explanation.


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