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derf	04-19-2010 08:38 AM

Volcano Ash is Coming!!!

EVERYBODY RuN FOR YOUR LIFE, THE AsH IS COMING!!!

IT'S GoING TO BE LIKE PoMPEII, WE ARE ALL GoING TO DiE, SLoW HoRRIBLE DEATHS BECAUSE OF VoLCANIC AsH FROM ICELAND!!! SAvE YoURSELF

http://www.foxnews.com/static/manage...er_397x224.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/04...-coast-monday/

Quote:

The volcanic ash cloud crippling European air travel is making its way across the Atlantic and could reach the east coast of Canada as soon as 12:00 GMT Monday, forecasters at Britain's meteorological authority said.

A projection of the cloud's movement showed the volcanic ash reaching the island of Newfoundland in the early morning and lingering there at least until 18:00 GMT.

"It does suggest that the remnants of the volcanic plume may be appearing near the Newfoundland area," said forecaster Bob Syvret.

He said this was likely the remnants of the first eruption Wednesday, which was carried over on an area of high pressure. Winds took most of the ash cloud east.

THE VoLCANO WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!

http://ashalert.files.wordpress.com/...ng?w=604&h=427

Papa_Complex

04-19-2010 08:41 AM

That stupid 2012 movie didn't say that the end was going to start in 2009 and take 3 years to complete.

Cutty72

04-19-2010 08:42 AM

This shit better clear up in 2 weeks. I want to go home, not be stuck in this hell because some stupid ass volcano decided to spit up in the sky.

It has trapped a few of our guys in Germany and at home.

Cutty72

04-19-2010 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 363308)

That stupid 2012 movie didn't say that the end was going to start in 2009 and take 3 years to complete.

um... it's 2010...

Trip	04-19-2010 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 363310)

um... it's 2010...

Canada is a year behind the rest of the world.

Cutty72

04-19-2010 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 363312)

Canada is a year behind the rest of the world.

Gotcha, thanks for the clarification.

Papa_Complex

04-19-2010 08:46 AM

I was thinking about when the earthquakes started to make the news. We could always run it back to the Boxing Day Tsunami though. Damned end of the world is taking forever. I want my Rapture, dammit!

Dave	04-19-2010 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 363309)

dont you get a bonus pay if you stay past a certain date?

Cutty72

04-19-2010 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 363324)

dont you get a bonus pay if you stay past a certain date?

Probably, but that date would be sometime in Aug.
I am one of the lucky ones that gets to cut my deployment early, provided the volcano doesn't fuck us.

Adeptus_Minor

04-19-2010 09:55 AM

Thanks for the update there, Jayman...err.. I mean derf.. :nee:

EpyonXero

04-19-2010 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 363312)

Canada is a year behind the rest of the world.

lol

dReWpY

04-19-2010 10:53 AM

Its metirc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 363312)

Canada is a year behind the rest of the world.

Cutty72

04-19-2010 11:11 AM

stupid metric system eh?

Papa_Complex

04-19-2010 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 363414)

Its metirc

At least we'll never blow up a rocket by screwing up a conversion.

What, too soon?

derf	04-19-2010 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor (Post 363368)

Thanks for the update there, Jayman...err.. I mean derf.. :nee:

Asshole, how dare you compare me to him. plus I never mentioned any hurricanes

Cass	04-19-2010 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 363446)

Asshole, how dare you compare me to him. plus I never mentioned any hurricanes

:lol

Papa_Complex

04-19-2010 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 363446)

Asshole, how dare you compare me to him. plus I never mentioned any hurricanes

It always starts small. A comment on a volcano or earthquake, at first. Next thing you know you're referring to your speed in Knots and riding with weather radio playing on your MP3 player.

wildchild

04-19-2010 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutty72 (Post 363310)

um... It's 2010...

lol!!!

the chi

04-19-2010 02:44 PM

This shit better not be here in 2 weeks. I'll lodge a formal complaint with AMJ.

Papa_Complex

04-19-2010 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 363488)

This shit better not be here in 2 weeks. I'll lodge a formal complaint with AMJ.

I wouldn't advise that. He might change the ash to locusts, just for shits & giggles. He's a bastard that way, especially after he's gotten into the wine.

the chi

04-19-2010 03:03 PM

I'll invite him to the wedding and provide free wine...

Papa_Complex

04-19-2010 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 363494)

I'll invite him to the wedding and provide free wine...

Then he'll have your wine and the cake will be eaten by locusts. Aren't you paying attention?

Besides, you could give him bottled water and he'd have wine.

the chi

04-19-2010 03:08 PM

Well, dammit, I guess I'll just pout then, Im sure even he's not immune to that one...

Papa_Complex

04-19-2010 03:12 PM

I'm betting that Mary Magdalene had a wicked pout.

Cutty72

04-19-2010 03:14 PM

This is crazy, we have guys stuck in Germany and in the states, but my Aunt was just visiting in Spain, and she had no issues flying back. odd.

sherri_chickie

04-19-2010 03:28 PM

I think it depends on the route the plane flies. They have to reroute everyone around the ash. Ash can be VERY nasty to the engines!

goof2

04-19-2010 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 363438)

At least we'll never blow up a rocket by screwing up a conversion.

What, too soon?

Maybe not soon enough. When was the last time your space agency built a rocket to go in to space?

No Canadian rockets = nothing to convert.:lol:

Papa_Complex

04-19-2010 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goof2 (Post 363522)

Maybe not soon enough. When was the last time your space agency built a rocket to go in to space?

No Canadian rockets = nothing to convert.:lol:

Branson didn't buy it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Arrow

derf	04-19-2010 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 363535)

Branson didn't buy it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Arrow

Yeh he didn't buy it because its FUCKING CANADIANISH. Its made out of maple trees

Papa_Complex

04-19-2010 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf (Post 363537)

Yeh he didn't buy it because its FUCKING CANADIANISH. Its made out of maple trees

We don't waste maple trees. If we did, we'd be low on maple sugar.

derf	04-19-2010 06:02 PM

THE VoLCANO IS GONNA EAT YOUS'E ALIVE!!!

http://cache-04.gawkerassets.com/ass...ky-700x853.jpg

goof2

04-19-2010 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 363535)

Branson didn't buy it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Arrow

As I understand it the closest Canadian Arrow came to flying was dropping its crew section from a helicopter while SpaceShipOne had made multiple return trips to space. I can't imagine why Branson made the choice he did.:lol:

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