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Trip 04-26-2010 08:27 AM

Aliens may exist
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100425/sc_afp/scienceastronomyextraterrestrialhawking

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LONDON (AFP) – Aliens may exist but mankind should avoid contact with them as the consequences could be devastating, British scientist Stephen Hawking warned Sunday.

"If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans," said the astrophysicist in a new television series, according to British media reports.

The programmes depict an imagined universe featuring alien life forms in huge spaceships on the hunt for resources after draining their own planet dry.

"Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach," warned Hawking.

The doomsday scenario is suggested in the series "Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking" on the Discovery Channel, which began airing in the United States on Sunday.

On the probability of alien life existing, he says: "To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational.

"The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like."

Glowing squid-like creatures, herds of herbivores that can hang onto a cliff face and bright yellow predators that kill their prey with stinging tails are among the creatures that stalk the scientist's fantastical cosmos.

Mankind has already made a number of attempts to contact extraterrestrial civilisations.

In 2008, American space agency NASA beamed the Beatles song "Across the Universe" into deep space to send a message of peace to any alien that happens to be in the region of Polaris -- also known as the North Star -- in 2439.

But the history of humanity's efforts to contact aliens stretches back some years.

The US probes Pioneer 10 and 11 were launched in 1972 and 1973 bearing plaques of a naked man and woman and symbols seeking to convey the positions of the Earth and the Sun.

Voyager 1 and 2, launched in 1977, each carry a gold-plated copper phonogram disk with recordings of sounds and images on Earth.
I love all the hippy comments assured that if Aliens could travel this far, they would be peaceful because they are so smart. :lol:

Particle Man 04-26-2010 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366075)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100425/sc_afp/scienceastronomyextraterrestrialhawking



I love all the hippy comments assured that if Aliens could travel this far, they would be peaceful because they are so smart. :lol:

Srsly :lol:

Hell, if we could travel that far, we'd probably try to rock the shit out of anyone we found.

Dave 04-26-2010 09:03 AM

looks like someone finally saw independance day and wants to stay relevant.

Homeslice 04-26-2010 09:10 AM

This just gives more support to the idiots in government who believe that if contact does occur it should be kept secret.

Particle Man 04-26-2010 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 366098)
This just gives more support to the idiots in government who believe that if contact does occur it should be kept secret.

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defector 04-26-2010 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366075)
The programmes depict an imagined universe featuring alien life forms in huge spaceships on the hunt for resources after draining their own planet dry.

"Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach," warned Hawking.


Sounds like humans to me.

KSGregman 04-26-2010 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 366121)
Sounds like humans to me.


Very much so.... :/

Adeptus_Minor 04-26-2010 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 366121)
Sounds like humans to me.

Expanding to fill all available space and consuming all resources in the process?
Yeah, pretty much.
:wink:

Homeslice 04-26-2010 10:58 AM

Not to mention justifying the killing & eating of "lesser" species because they do not possess all our capabilities.

Dave 04-26-2010 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 366167)
Not to mention justifying the killing & eating of "lesser" species because they do not possess all our capabilities.

waaaaah

goof2 04-26-2010 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 366167)
Not to mention justifying the killing & eating of "lesser" species because they do not possess all our capabilities.

Not true, I do it because they are delicious.

Trip 04-26-2010 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by goof2 (Post 366187)
Not true, I do it because they are delicious.

so true

Homeslice 04-26-2010 11:57 AM

I eat them too, just saying how it's funny how we think we're so superior and that it would be so wrong for us to be killed by a more advanced race. Like as if just because we have thoughts and emotions, it would be unethical for aliens to kill us.

What if they possess something beyond thoughts and emotions that we lack, and therefore they see nothing wrong with killing us, just like we see nothing wrong with killing animals?

Adeptus_Minor 04-26-2010 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 366193)

What if they possess something beyond thoughts and emotions that we lack, and therefore they see nothing wrong with killing us, just like we see nothing wrong with killing animals?

All that really matters is how well they can argue their case on the internet.
If they can make it sound logical enough and cite sufficient references, we'll probably just let them eat us.

Trip 04-26-2010 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 366193)
I eat them too, just saying how it's funny how we think we're so superior and that it would be so wrong for us to be killed by a more advanced race. Like as if just because we have thoughts and emotions, it would be unethical for aliens to kill us.

What if they possess something beyond thoughts and emotions that we lack, and therefore they see nothing wrong with killing us, just like we see nothing wrong with killing animals?

I think you are right and that's what Hawking was getting after, but the stupid hippies think they would be evolved enough to not want to take our shit. I am sure there are cultures that might not destroy us, but I am also sure that there are some that wouldn't think twice about eradicating us to take our planet.

Dave 04-26-2010 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 366193)
I eat them too, just saying how it's funny how we think we're so superior and that it would be so wrong for us to be killed by a more advanced race. Like as if just because we have thoughts and emotions, it would be unethical for aliens to kill us.

What if they possess something beyond thoughts and emotions that we lack, and therefore they see nothing wrong with killing us, just like we see nothing wrong with killing animals?

i have no issues with their hypothetical harvesting of humans as foodstuffs just like have no issues with hypothetically giving them nuclear suntans in response.

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366075)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100425/sc_afp/scienceastronomyextraterrestrialhawking

I love all the hippy comments assured that if Aliens could travel this far, they would be peaceful because they are so smart. :lol:

I don't think that they'd be peaceful necessarily, so much as just disinterested. Why would they even bother with us, in any way, when a true spacefaring race would be able to get everything that they needed from gas giants and the Oort Cloud? Why even waste the resources to drop into a gravity well at all, if you don't need to?

Trip 04-26-2010 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366226)
I don't think that they'd be peaceful necessarily, so much as just disinterested. Why would they even bother with us, in any way, when a true spacefaring race would be able to get everything that they needed from gas giants and the Oort Cloud? Why even waste the resources to drop into a gravity well at all, if you don't need to?

Food? Shear boredom? Slave labor?

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366228)
Food? Shear boredom? Slave labor?

Unnecessary. Possibly. Unnecessary.

Trip 04-26-2010 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366232)
Unnecessary. Possibly. Unnecessary.

Come to hunt us to see if we are most dangerous game?

Homeslice 04-26-2010 12:58 PM

Experimentation, just like we use mice and chimps.

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366234)
Come to hunt us to see if we are most dangerous game?

You've seen Predator too many times.

Trip 04-26-2010 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366236)
You've seen Predator too many times.

They really like reese's pieces

azoomm 04-26-2010 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366228)
Food? Shear boredom? Slave labor?

Kind of why kids play with a magnifying lens and ant hill.... I think that is the most likely answer.

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 01:10 PM

I remember reading a short story, perhaps 30 years ago, regarding the idea of alien invasion. It seems that we humans somehow missed the elementary technology for interstellar flight along the way.

The aliens, bent on universal domination, landed their wooden spaceships on Earth, dropped the gang planks, and stormed out to open fire with their cannons and matchlocks against humans with recoilless rifles, M-16s. , and tanks.

Trip 04-26-2010 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366249)
I remember reading a short story, perhaps 30 years ago, regarding the idea of alien invasion. It seems that we humans somehow missed the elementary technology for interstellar flight along the way.

The aliens, bent on universal domination, landed their wooden spaceships on Earth, dropped the gang planks, and stormed out to open fire with their cannons and matchlocks against humans with recoilless rifles, M-16s. , and tanks.

Pirate Aliens, YARRRRR!!!

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366250)
Pirate Aliens, YARRRRR!!!

Lizard and feline pirate aliens, IIRC. I'll have to dig up the book.

Captain Morgan 04-26-2010 01:20 PM

Hawking just described every alien sci-fi movie ever made. What's his fucking point?

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 01:23 PM

Fear mongering?

Dave 04-26-2010 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan (Post 366254)
Hawking just described every alien sci-fi movie ever made. What's his fucking point?

i think it was that we should give his grant money to john ringo

defector 04-26-2010 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366226)
I don't think that they'd be peaceful necessarily, so much as just disinterested. Why would they even bother with us, in any way, when a true spacefaring race would be able to get everything that they needed from gas giants and the Oort Cloud? Why even waste the resources to drop into a gravity well at all, if you don't need to?

The same reason humans climb Everest?

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 366289)
The same reason humans climb Everest?

Jupiter is Everest. Earth is the local kiddie ski hill.

defector 04-26-2010 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366296)
Jupiter is Everest. Earth is the local kiddie ski hill.

Start small - this is a motorcycle forum dammit!

Homeslice 04-26-2010 03:19 PM

I don't think many gas giants contain water, nor do they have any metals until you go thousands of miles down into them.

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 366298)
I don't think many gas giants contain water, nor do they have any metals until you go thousands of miles down into them.

Asteroids for metals. Gas giants for methane, which is CH4, or mine the Ooort Cloud for methane ice/carbon dioxide. Solar, fission, and fusion for power. You never really need to make planet-fall.

Trip 04-26-2010 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366301)
Asteroids for metals. Gas giants for methane, which is CH4, or mine the Ooort Cloud for methane ice. Solar, fission, and fusion for power. You never really need to make planet-fall.

Food and water?

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366302)
Food and water?

Synthesized. Hell, we can do it now with our current technology.

Trip 04-26-2010 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366303)
Synthesized. Hell, we can do it now with our current technology.

You know it's not as good as wild food. I don't fish small wild trout vs large stock trout for no reason at all.

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366304)
You know it's not as good as wild food. I don't fish small wild trout vs large stock trout for no reason at all.

What are kids eating today and what sort of relation does it have to real food? That happened over a couple of generations. What would people be able to stomach after 10 generations in space?

Trip 04-26-2010 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366305)
What are kids eating today and what sort of relation does it have to real food? That happened over a couple of generations. What would people be able to stomach after 10 generations in space?

That doesn't mean they don't want to indulge every now and then. A little wild human might be tasty.

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366307)
That doesn't mean they don't want to indulge every now and then. A little wild human might be tasty.

... or might be poison.

Smittie61984 04-26-2010 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366250)
Pirate Aliens, YARRRRR!!!

Better make some friends with Ninja Aliens.

Or we could just sick our illegal aliens on them. They'll wake up to have their jobs taken and ray guns jacked.

goof2 04-26-2010 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366226)
I don't think that they'd be peaceful necessarily, so much as just disinterested. Why would they even bother with us, in any way, when a true spacefaring race would be able to get everything that they needed from gas giants and the Oort Cloud? Why even waste the resources to drop into a gravity well at all, if you don't need to?

I am transferring current human tendencies on to an alien species but humans do dangerous and stupid stuff all the time for no practical reason. We don't "need" to do quite a lot of the things that NASA does. The countries that are talking about going back to the moon certainly don't "need" to do what NASA already did 40 years ago. The assumption that aliens would solely base their actions on "need", especially when humans do not posses the same inclination, is at least a little presumptuous.

udman 04-26-2010 04:53 PM

Any alien ship that gets close enough to Earth to start a Twitter account will move on and leave us alone in short order...

Amorok 04-26-2010 05:34 PM

Any alien race that came to Earth would likely observe us first before attempting contact, and the first thing that would strike them would be man's inhumanity to man. Leaving bleeding people on the street, the overwhelming violence in our media, and the history of war that goes back farther than the history of writing information down. Literally, killing each other was important to us before any method of transferring knowledge that didn't involve talking was.

This will result in one of two outcomes. Either said hypothetical extraterrestrial race will steer clear of us, probably slapping an intergalactic biohazard label on our solar system (could this be why we haven't met any aliens yet?) or the other alternative, they preemptively wipe us out utterly to protect themselves. While I think either is likely, unless you use a method of killing us that affects us and only us biologically, it would be hard to beat humanity in a conflict. The one thing we do better than anything else is kill things. The fastest developmental curve for any technology in any human culture is that of weaponry, and almost every scientific advance we've ever made has been turned into some method of killing. I don't have an opinion about it either way, but in any kind of conflict other than a brutal, effective and overwhelming surprise decimation I think humanity will eventually have an edge.

Trip 04-26-2010 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok (Post 366372)
Any alien race that came to Earth would likely observe us first before attempting contact, and the first thing that would strike them would be man's inhumanity to man. Leaving bleeding people on the street, the overwhelming violence in our media, and the history of war that goes back farther than the history of writing information down. Literally, killing each other was important to us before any method of transferring knowledge that didn't involve talking was.

This will result in one of two outcomes. Either said hypothetical extraterrestrial race will steer clear of us, probably slapping an intergalactic biohazard label on our solar system (could this be why we haven't met any aliens yet?) or the other alternative, they preemptively wipe us out utterly to protect themselves. While I think either is likely, unless you use a method of killing us that affects us and only us biologically, it would be hard to beat humanity in a conflict. The one thing we do better than anything else is kill things. The fastest developmental curve for any technology in any human culture is that of weaponry, and almost every scientific advance we've ever made has been turned into some method of killing. I don't have an opinion about it either way, but in any kind of conflict other than a brutal, effective and overwhelming surprise decimation I think humanity will eventually have an edge.

What if they are more sadistic than us? Hey, look a new breed of alien pets. I want one daddy!

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by goof2 (Post 366324)
I am transferring current human tendencies on to an alien species but humans do dangerous and stupid stuff all the time for no practical reason. We don't "need" to do quite a lot of the things that NASA does. The countries that are talking about going back to the moon certainly don't "need" to do what NASA already did 40 years ago. The assumption that aliens would solely base their actions on "need", especially when humans do not posses the same inclination, is at least a little presumptuous.

I don't think that they would necessarily do EVERYTHING based on need, but life in space would tend to create a certain desire to be economical in action. You wouldn't waste resources, nor would you take actions that wouldn't yield SOME concrete benefit. And if the concrete benefit of hunting humans with a napalm projector is better morale, then maybe they'd do it. I tend to think not though.

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok (Post 366372)
Any alien race that came to Earth would likely observe us first before attempting contact, and the first thing that would strike them would be man's inhumanity to man. Leaving bleeding people on the street, the overwhelming violence in our media, and the history of war that goes back farther than the history of writing information down. Literally, killing each other was important to us before any method of transferring knowledge that didn't involve talking was.

This will result in one of two outcomes. Either said hypothetical extraterrestrial race will steer clear of us, probably slapping an intergalactic biohazard label on our solar system (could this be why we haven't met any aliens yet?) or the other alternative, they preemptively wipe us out utterly to protect themselves. While I think either is likely, unless you use a method of killing us that affects us and only us biologically, it would be hard to beat humanity in a conflict. The one thing we do better than anything else is kill things. The fastest developmental curve for any technology in any human culture is that of weaponry, and almost every scientific advance we've ever made has been turned into some method of killing. I don't have an opinion about it either way, but in any kind of conflict other than a brutal, effective and overwhelming surprise decimation I think humanity will eventually have an edge.

Gort. Klaatu barada nikto.

Trip 04-26-2010 06:33 PM

What if we are unable to help save someone else's home world in the future and they can back to our past and destroy us?

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 06:39 PM

Then they're vindictive little bitches, because at least we tried.

Homeslice 04-26-2010 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366392)
I don't think that they would necessarily do EVERYTHING based on need, but life in space would tend to create a certain desire to be economical in action. You wouldn't waste resources, nor would you take actions that wouldn't yield SOME concrete benefit. And if the concrete benefit of hunting humans with a napalm projector is better morale, then maybe they'd do it. I tend to think not though.

This assumes they are forced to spend a lot of time in space. If on the other hand they are capable of "folding" space to get wherever they want to go, then they'd have the luxury of going places just for fun.

Particle Man 04-26-2010 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366394)
Gort. Klaatu barada nikto.

CLASSIC movie. (the first one, not the dumb remake).

askmrjesus 04-26-2010 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366305)
What would people be able to stomach after 10 generations in space?

Brussell Sprouts.

JC

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 366406)
This assumes they are forced to spend a lot of time in space. If on the other hand they are capable of "folding" space to get wherever they want to go, then they'd have the luxury of going places just for fun.

If folding space was an option we'd likely have tourists from Polaris hunting wolves in Alaska, with Palin, on gravity skiffs.

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Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 366450)
CLASSIC movie. (the first one, not the dumb remake).

I've got the DVD. One of my favourite movies and probably the first anti-nuke movie ever made.

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus (Post 366455)
Brussell Sprouts.

JC

Nothing could make Brussell Sprouts palatable.

.... except cheese. A LOT of cheese.

Trip 04-26-2010 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex (Post 366467)
If folding space was an option we'd likely have tourists from Polaris hunting wolves in Alaska, with Palin, on gravity skiffs

I just want a fucking speeder bike!

http://www.starwarsmodels.com/images...peederbike.jpg

Papa_Complex 04-26-2010 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366473)
I just want a fucking speeder bike!

"They promised us jet packs." - Red Foreman

Dave 04-26-2010 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 366374)
What if they are more sadistic than us? Hey, look a new breed of alien pets. I want one daddy!

Eldar...hell yeah

shmike 04-27-2010 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor (Post 366196)
All that really matters is how well they can argue their case on the internet.
If they can make it sound logical enough and cite sufficient references, we'll probably just let them eat us.

REAL references though.

No Wikipedia or ET-biased bullshit.

You better believe I'll be checking Snopes too.


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